Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

Retarded Claw of doom by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

myank moment

urmom gay lmao lol xd trolled lol lmao xd

myank moment

myank moment by buttrnaan January 25, 2022

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dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

dillsmith by Jake May 6, 2003

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Dome Depot

Going over to a girls house to get some good head then leaving

Dude I'll be back in an hour gotta go to Dome Depot

Dome Depot by Loldeskle May 5, 2015

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Shmaggen

A word used in place of a word you can't remember like thingy ma jig.
A noun referring to a bunch of useless objects

Hey John! Look at that shmaggen

Shmaggen by Steepy18 May 2, 2009

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Russia

Instead of pulling on Ukraine
Go get some bitches 💀💀💀💀

Yo is that Russia?
Lmao no bitches kid

Russia by Veryverysmallpanda February 26, 2022

spleet

Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.

Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!

spleet by Derek of llamalords.com March 7, 2005

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