Someone who falls in love with online guys who pose as girls.

....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

something you say when things are not going great.

Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.

Easily the best meme page on Instagram and that fastest growing with a heck lot of followers change my mind