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Urban Dictionary

Fuck my life is bae

Most commonly used in place of fml or kms in sassy/salty manner.
Sometimes it can also be used more literally and mean "my life is great."

Background info:
Because your life belongs to you and only you, you should cherish it. If you don't like it then change it to something you would life. Just like ideal lovers, you and your life will be with you through thick and thin. You'll have your differences but you can always work it out with each other. That's why no matter what happens, your life is bae.
N(steps in dog poop): Aw fmlib

A(gf/bf cheats on you): fmlib

G(wins the lottery): fmlib

I(see someone more talented than you): fmlib
fmlib by freeLANcing June 19, 2016

Gribaciousalicious

A term to referance a humorous twist on the unseriousness of called someone your "gang"
Person 1:
I'm gonna head out tonight.

Person 2:
Good night gribaciousalicious
Gribaciousalicious by Exothryll June 21, 2025

on the hoof 

an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. A compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. It is not used lightly, usually for unusually sexy and muscular men. A mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and sexy.
Wow. That man is on the hoof.

Some would say Thomas Jane in Punisher, or Hugh Jackman in X-men 3 were "on the hoof".
on the hoof by LuckyMorgan July 6, 2008
a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.
Fuck, ive got a seattle.
seattle by JonGreen May 13, 2005

Googly Eyes 

An action used by humans to impress members of the opposite sex. Often times, an intimidated human male will offer his mate the Googly Eyes with hopes of sex or an extreme handjob by a female.

Female Definition: The Googly Eyes given to men by females often times represents a lack luster offer to fuck. A laughable female dance provided to an unexpected male. In a return a male will usually act unnoticed.
Dan: Hey Steve guess what?
Steve: Dude, whats up?
Dan: Totally give a chick the googly eyes yesterday. We fucked all night and then proceeded to have more sex after she gave me an extreme handjob.
Steve: Wow, that's incredible! I'm going to try it on our waitress!


Janice: Laura I gave a guy the googly eyes before and he just looked away!
Laura: That's because your ugly and I just had sex with him 12 minutes ago!
Googly Eyes by Drimicus September 27, 2008

happybirthday643

happybirthday643 Is a very new person they are very beautiful and have a very special name!!!
"Hey have you seen happybirthday643 on tiktok they're super cool! '
"Yah I love them so much!!"
happybirthday643 by qrimi June 1, 2021
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