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capta1nmarv3l 

A man from the 1800s who is sexually aroused by feet and pickled toes
capta1nmarv3l is a foot simp
capta1nmarv3l by R. Achilles September 16, 2021
A greedy, cheeky piece of work who won't share her yoghurt with me, but puts on a nice front in front of everyone else. I bet she'd give you a yoghurt; just not me.
Crooksy: Can I have a mango yoghurt?
Jamie: I want the mango. You can have the blueberry one.
Crooksy: I don't like blueberry yoghurts.
Jamie: I don't care.
Jamie by CrooksyfromGlasgow April 14, 2010
Zhaf is an amazing girl, she's cute and sweet, sometimes she get mad easily and being a little shady but she's the most kindhearted and loyal friend you'll ever have
She drive so fast that you could be so scared lmao, she's beautiful inside and out
She kinda hate on people real quick with a reasons but also end up regretting it
She doesn't like K-pop at all while she really obsessed with an American pop manband
She have a high hopes to be successful and bring a lot of happiness for her family, bestfriend, internet besties, and all the people around her
You might see her so freak until you would bully her, but deep inside she likes everyone and not keep a hate, she's a shy girl but honestly gorgeous
You might meet her again one day with a different her, she's gonna be a drop dead gorgeous and you'll crushing on her so badly
Old friend: " is that Zhaf? "
Other friend: " omg she's so pretty!!! "
Her bestie: " aye that's my girl "
Zhaf by Someone you don't even know September 12, 2019
Bitch ass that no one likes! He’s so ugly and gets the ugliest girls and think he’s so cool. He is weak asf and can’t play any sports. Sumner is the kid that you would love to just punch in the face.
Who is that bitch?

Oh that’s sumner.
Sumner by Big fox November 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary Retry

Urban Dictionary Retry Is when you resubmit the exact same definition that was rejected before without changing it whatsoever

This is because it was perfect the first time!

Unfortunately the first time it was reviewed by losers that had no stance of humor or imagination. However the second time it was reviewed by totally cool people with intelligent and good taste !
Joe: I can’t believe those idiots didn’t publish your awesome definition the first time

Max: Yup: ... that’s why I did the “Urban Dictionary Retry“

Dirty Alix 

Usually used to describe when a person likes to spit in young people's mouths, either as an act of sexual frustration, or a form of non-verbal assault.
person 1: Dude, someone threw food in my car!
Person 2: get out and give them dirty Alix to teach them a lesson.
person 1: That's a good idea, that will stop them from doing it again.
Dirty Alix by chunkyheff November 30, 2020
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