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schematic 

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma
you are such a schematic...
schematic by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

Dessalin 

Someone who is always into having nice conversations. If Dessalin is interested in you, you should be the hapiest person in life. Dessalin is also a baller who would become one of the most inspiring people on this planet.
Your almost inspires me more then Dessalin
Dessalin by Theworld20 November 25, 2021

Nagisagasm 

An action performed by a fan of the anime character Nagisa Shiota when they see a particularly impressive piece of artwork containing said character.
"Upon seeing the high-quality Nagisa artwork presented in front of him, Lucas had a Nagisagasm".
Nagisagasm by RukasuShiota February 14, 2025

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
january 26th by missdumbass January 26, 2022

Cock-Slammer 

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.
My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
Cock-Slammer by Viperruels January 5, 2009
Kira is an incredible person. Her amazingness warms everyone around her. She's smart, articulate, brave, and very kind. Kira loves the earth and wants to take care of it. She doesn't give a shit about what you think of her because she's just that cool. She has a great sense of humor and will make you die laughing. Kira is strategic and will crush you in board games. She also has the ability to keep calm in the most dire situations. She is empathetic and thoughtful as she always thinks about how what she does affects others. Kira is creepy and will summon a dark lord when you aren't looking. Kira is the most kind and caring person in the world but hurt her friends and she will destroy you. The worst thing you can do is hurt a Kira, so don't. (Even though she will forgive you.)
"Kira will fight the demons under your bed and the demons that haunt your heart."
Kira by A great wisdom June 8, 2021
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