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TopBanter.net is a hub for content developed by passionate creators, each with their own unique flavor and subject matter. The purpose of the site is simple; to provide a friendly environment for us, as we develop and release our content; where we aren't held back by policies, restrictions or other dumb stuff. We can each create and style our own profiles, and the website as a whole, how we wish, with everyone having a say on the design and functionality. Basically, we're all just circle jerking.
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Topbanter.net by Go!manGo! April 18, 2025

Puddlenuts 

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.
Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"
Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009
Fat Deepwoken addict with a felinor girlfriend
"Yo bro you seen this fat ass named zlenzo?"
Zlenzo by Nemao January 7, 2024

So Much Ice I Froze 

When someone has too many chains, watches, and other drip. That person is deemed as frozen.
Yo bro that kid Sensay Wu be drippin so much he be like, "so much ice I froze."
name of Turkish handkerchief company, which is very popular in my country...
Guy 1: give me that selpak.
Guy 2: here u go.
Selpak by helo:) April 1, 2023

Madden Bullshit 

Any play or action in Madden 08 that is some bullcrap. When the game fucks you.
"I only lost because of the madden bullshit"
Madden Bullshit by edomin02 April 20, 2008
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