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Urban Dictionary

Number Spew 

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning
“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew
Amazing, Hot, and so funny. Also very smart and cool. Plays many sports good and such a nice guy. Typically a short guy but has a big heart.
Oh my gosh, im in love with harvik
Harvik by tufjdla123 February 8, 2018
Is a guy who can be an idiot but has a true heart and normally does what’s right. But is realvetly cool, tries to stay alone and not talk to anyone unless spoken too.
Hey Lotus!”
Aye” *He Nods his head as he walks to class*
Lotus by Rayla Sparks December 18, 2017

Pa Will useless

when will is in your group and he doesn't help with anything and pretend to be trying to help so we need to write his name in the group work even though we dont need to
Dan:what is he doing

Best: I don't know but he doesn't help
Dan: Pa Will arai na

Best: Pa will useless
Pa Will useless by bestbe_ August 19, 2020
A very caring person. But has an issue with overthinking just about anything.
You can be such an Armyan.
armyan by Ricky Jackson September 5, 2022

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008