1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.

The standard mass unit of measure for The Alumni/True Grit. The exact mass is determined by the mass of name sake of the DTSW at the moment in time the term is used. The mass therefore fluctuates (increasing significantly nearing Chinese New Year).

This unit is often used when other forms of weight are not readily available (such as barbells or sand bags).

Another use for the DTSW is for standardized challenges.

A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:

1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is a lesbian
3. Is heavy set
4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter
5. Has a short, manly haircut

As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.

See also: Filly

A fat fuck with purple hair

the greek goddess of victory

Those absolute fuckin legends who fuckin go on the lash for the whol`night drinkin bevies and gettin absolutely fuckin wankered fam!