Andy: Actually, on night's out I get quite far with Martin around.
Martin: Yeah, we *do good*
Andy: Exactly, you're my fuck luck charm. :D

Those two bitches love to snoball my man juice!

" Dude, whats up with you you've been all over the place lately.

" Yeah bro i know im lirious for that girl Diana"

"Ooh but she's taken!"

" I know thats why I feel bad I really like her but it's cool im going to wait for her "

"The pork chop was so moist and delicious, but the breading was falleyoffmore"

Dude, our flight from Rome got really early into The Cag.

“Ages ago, both my grandmas and my dad had no choice other than Jurassic web2 on PC”