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Yo bro have you ever cummed in a pumpkin?

You mean pumcum?

WTF
pumcum by JoeyPoey October 11, 2020

Monkey poop 

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
Monkey poop by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

fuckered 

When a half hour ago was too much, but yet the 'E', speed, 8 ball, five uppers, a case of beer, three bottles of vodka, and a few good spliffs stop by. Then maybe later down a few shrooms. At the end of this you will be fuckered for sure. If you don't understand what this is, then maybe you should stay that way. If you are still confused by this term- just read any work by the late great Hunter S Thompson. Yes folks, not all white motherfuckers grew up lame...
Man, I'm so fuckered right now... Pass the spliff...
fuckered by P April 7, 2005

k monster 

someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.

looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.

k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,

"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"
my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.
k monster by N4TE July 17, 2006

Apples Against Humanity 

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.
An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.
" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "
Spleeg by Frosty badgers December 26, 2021