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Urban Dictionary

ghost shit 

When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
youll have it one day
ghost shit by HPB April 5, 2003

anti-disneist 

someone that originally started on Disney, and that went on to do non-Disney like things. (i.e. Miley Cyrus)
Dude, I heard that Miley Cyrus became an anti-disneist.
anti-disneist by RealLifeSWAG October 22, 2013

Urban Amnesia 

Urban Amnesia is a symptom often experienced by curious people who hear a word and need to look it up.

It occurs when, in a public situation, someone hears an interesting word and doesn't want to look like an idiot and ask what it means. At that time, thinking to themselves "I'll look it up on Urbandictionary later!" then, upon reaching an internet source, you experience a total blackout and cannot remember the word you were going to look up.
John: Yo dude, I pulled an Iron Horse the other day

Me: NICE dude *thinks* (what the fuck is that?)

*later on that evening*

Me: okayyyy *urbandictionary* FFFFFFFUUUUUUU WHAT WAS THAT WORD!?!?!? D:
*Suffers from Urban Amnesia

Whore off 

a Whore off is a competition to see how many people you can snog bbefore the other person, the person with the most snogs is the biggest whoe and wins the compitiion
"wanna whore off?"
"sure"

2 hours later

"how many people?"
"60 u?"
"62"

"you win ¬¬"
Whore off by shamonneeeeeeeeeeeee February 7, 2010

Gouche Fairy 

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.
"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

shoompa loompa 

a small penis
also called james,nick, kyle, daniel, madison
wow. look at that guys shoompa loompa
shoompa loompa by goldentrio.5 November 21, 2011