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Urban Dictionary

HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

hammer and tongs 

a phrase that is used when someone is exerting their full effort at a given activity, usually of a sexual nature.
i walked into jethro's room last night and he was going 'hammer and tongs' on some bush pig he picked up.

i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
hammer and tongs by cam_theman December 23, 2006

Reverse Mormon 

A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.
Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.
Reverse Mormon by Kuaile August 9, 2018

2 C’s and a K 

It’s when you get some cock but don’t get the 'O'.
“Hey missy, you have fun last night?”
“Nah, just 2 C’s and a K.”
2 C’s and a K by Lizalizaliza February 16, 2020
Used in the UK as a slang word for funny, its unsure where the word started being used in this way but its one piece of slang that has swept its way across and is now used by most people in GB its due to the fact that something makes you laugh so much that your leaning over and cause your sides to "crease" tho its now used very over-commonly.
School Teacher: Billy get out the class, dont do that EVER again

Class: HaHa xD What a crease Billy..
Crease by BongTokes4U March 31, 2009
the art of being a bro but in female form
based on oneg the typical highschool student has used the word on several occasions
yo be a bro-neg pass me that ting for a sec?

yo dont be a hoe-neg be a bro-neg and hook me up with your friend
bro-neg by toile September 1, 2010

shnookie 

A very sensual woman who you want to make squack like a goose.
My shnookie brings out all sorts of feelings in me. Let's hit that home run for just one time!
shnookie by joooooel November 10, 2006
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