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Hung Nerd 

A Man who looks like a geek or dork; often he wears things like glasses, overalls, pocket protectors etc., But beneath his trousers he's hiding a massive genitalia.
"Ronald looks like such a dweeb carrying that Star trek trapper keeper everywhere." "Yeah, but Jennifer saw him in his little cross country shorts the other day in gym class, he looked like he was smuggling a swollen grapefruit between his legs; I think he might be a hung nerd."
Hung Nerd by Hunggareth May 21, 2019

Mineblown 

When a guy is playing is playing Minecraft and his dick gets sucked. It is also proven that when getting mineblown that you are more likely to find gold, diamonds, and sometimes emeralds in Minecraft.
Jack: Hey Brittany give me head while I play Minecraft.
Brittany: You want to be mineblown?
Jack: Yes.

*15 min later*
(Jack phone Trevor)
Jack: I just got mineblown!
Trevor: You are my hero.
Mineblown by Paazy August 17, 2012
A skinny,dumb,annoying little shit who will keep bothering you until he gets what he wants. He will try and make jokes that no one will laugh at and keep going until someone does.But at times can be a really funny Muslim.
Buraq:your not funny
Buraq by SilentCarnage123 September 30, 2019
Mohonri is a peson who calls people out and never backs down from a challenge, although he loses most of the challenges.
"That guy's name must be Mohonri"
mohonri by JasonMurraz August 28, 2016
A person or group of persons with misguided convictions about simple things such as names of eateries, barbie’s breast size, a duck’s right to marry any creature he wants and/or whom should be allowed to wear yoga pants.
I was enjoying my morning FB scroll when I came across a Known Noé stirring the pot.
noé by Larn1234 May 30, 2018
hey dude, n2t with u later, ok?
n2t by da masta kang December 10, 2009
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