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A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.
Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.
jukeball by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

E Screwed 

When you are screwed over by an eBay seller or buyer
Mrs Jones sold a very expensive watch and the buyer claimed not to receive it, this is E Screwed
E Screwed by Rosiehatespaypal October 7, 2010
an impulse can used by a girl for self pleasure. This act is usually performed on webcam to an unknown viewer. The can is inserted in any hole availble even the mouth once it has been in the pussy baby!! Objects are then used after this for even greater plesh including; hairbrushes, larger cans, dildos and arms (the girls own)
hey lee... did you see that fat chick wack the impulse out!
Impulse by lewis123 January 9, 2008
A beautiful wonderful girl who is caring and loves everyone around her but has had a very hard life and needs all the good positive attention she can get but is very shy and is wonderful person in general and will show you so much love if you treat her right she is the perfect girlfriend but is very controlling and manipulative and can take over the world if she really wanted to and is most likely to join a cult
Person 1 "she's so gorgeous we need to bow"

Person 2 "bows and begs for shinjū to look at him"
shinjū by Ghost_slayer666 December 20, 2020

walking ball sack

Someone who is gross, hairy, crusty or just downright ugly
"Hey man did you see Mark last night?"
"Yeah man he looked like a walking ball sack"

Salty Vacation 

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
Salty Vacation by Zalranzar June 27, 2017
My boyfriend says I'm the only cug on earth, but he doesn't know he is
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