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goblin eater

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Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.
"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"
goblin eater by lysssassss January 9, 2009

pre-husband 

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The state that a man is in after he has gotten engaged but before he ties the knot
I'm quite happy being here alone with my pre-husband.
pre-husband by The Sidhe June 16, 2007

Thank God for Mississippi 

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Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

Gleep 

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Aurthur gleeped the ice cream bar.
Gleep by urban care June 29, 2008

Snackadoo 

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When you don't exactly look like a snack but you'll do.
Bitch I'm a whole snackadoo
Snackadoo by AminRa May 8, 2019

SPM

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Nerd bro 1: dude I was talking to Julia last night and asked her to spm
Nerd bro 2: oh wow what did she do??
Nerd bro 1: she asked me if I've ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise
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