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Spoat/S.P.O.A.T. - Sparest Prick of All Time, can be used to describe someone who is actually stupid, or someone who is overly smart or “doing too much”
“How don’t you understand, you are such a Spoat” “You got the highest mark in the class? What a Spoat”
Spoat by Faitken April 10, 2026
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someone who does burnouts, doeys or speeds to show off.
Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon
hoon by coalmoney September 15, 2021

lion bar 

Mans genitals after being infested with genital warts.
I pulled it out and it looked like a penut lion bar
lion bar by dawg December 1, 2004

munchology 

science, industry, and munchology: the American way!
munchology by Davis Gekherd February 18, 2009
A giant douchewipe. Predominately used to clear away excess douche residue. Normally rides a crotchrocket
My douche popped all over my leg pass me a Mark please
Mark by jmgmtgd June 28, 2014

Bisclitussy 

-When your man's asshole is infrequently cleaned, so a yeasty mass forms around it.

-Mostly occurs amoung straight man who partake in gay intercourse.

-It often comes with extra chocolate chips.
-Man you need to take a shower a Bisclitussy is forming
Bisclitussy by Danussy August 30, 2022

Bung Licker 

The wise fellow who has a wife or female friend who allows him to spread her ass cheeks wide and press his nose close to her bunghole and slowly inhale the delicious aroma of her tail end. Gently licking her balloon knot, tasting the residue left from a few days of not bathing. Licking the taste away and enjoying every second of it. Stabbing the tounge in and out of her sphincter also increases the experience as well as increases the chance of bringing her to anal orgasm.
Gayle and I had a hell of a good time at the Adult Movie Awards. We retired back to our suite and when the door closed, she raised her skirt and pulled her soaked panties down and bent over the back of the couch with her knees on the cushions, legs spread wide. I knew what she wanted. I kicked my shoes off and knelt behind her. Spread her beautiful butt cheeks wide and was her Bung Licker for the evening.