time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Akemy

"OHMYGOD. Look at Mitchell Davis' new video, I wish I wasn't twelve so my first experience would be legal."

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

Goains is the best last names

Listen LOUIS you know how picky and OCD about my RIDING I am as I asked for a GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER and you clearly violated the SENTENCE ANAL ALAN by not letting me sit on the LEFT SIDE of your face and properly lol ick my BALLS and SCROTUM left to right without stopping as that gives to he best sensations and you ruined it by staying on the LEFT too long.