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mr. toxic 

Somebody who uses you for their personal gain and doesn't care how it affects you. They see that you are a kind person and they use you for that. Mr. Toxic is hella toxic so if you know one, stay away!
Kind person: I don't really feel like talking about this stuff...

Mr. Toxic: So, you don't care about me!? okay then, just fuck off.

Kind person: I'm sorry.

Mr. Toxic: I don't care! Fuck you. *leaves*
mr. toxic by Artcuntuwu May 1, 2020

Prairie Dogging 

When you cycle your bowels to keep a bowel movement from coming out. The causes the bowel movement to go in and out of the anus.
"I was prairie dogging on the way home to keep from shiting on myself.
Prairie Dogging by murphmatic December 26, 2007
I thought about fucking her... just a thot
Thot by IcUntMEMbuh January 16, 2019
Best known for their brown computer fans, they are the best in the industry and have a price tag to reflect that.
Joe: My Noctua NH-D15 outperforms your liquid AIO!
Bob: oh
Noctua by Mr3Tap September 15, 2020

AFGHANISTAN

A SORT OF CONFUSING COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY RELATE TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE AND CENTRAL ASIAN CULTURE. BEAUTIFUL NATURE IN THE COUNTRY LIKE SNOW Capped mountains, deserts and small cities. the people are beautiful but thew only thing wrecking this country is poverty and war. the country used to be part of Persia. Afghanistan is pretty much Iran but under a different name and same language. THEY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF IRAN
friend: where are you from?
me: im from afghanistan
friend: oh isnt that a middle eastern country or something?
me: kind of. .it depends on the province your from
Friend:( confused and walks away) okay nice!

Annabelle 

favorite phrase is gosh diddily darnit
gosh diddily darnit annabelle
Annabelle by your friend gray May 19, 2019

lipstick on a pig 

(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)

a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society
a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment
lipstick on a pig by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020
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