the hottest person to ever live who is smart and kind of nice but genuinely a good person who you will fall in love with instantly (also will most likely be fruity)
A cumswap except when a girl is on her period and you seductively swap her clot, swishing it in one mouth spitting the crimson curds and scarlet salsa into another mouth.
Me and my wife tried the clotswap with her friend last night, surpassed my Red Wings and earned my Gilded Grin.
A codeword used most commonly by the Los Angeles underground youth in the early 20th century in which one party will ask "apples?" and the other will answer "yes" if they are able to speak freely about inapropriate subjects such as illegal narcotics, alcohol, and sexual situations, and "no" if a parent or a person or situation they do not feel comfortable with is in the area.
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The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"