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Tarots, based on tarot cards, is a 2-player guessing card game, using a standard Poker deck.

1. To start, discard any cards that aren't the King, Queen, or Jack. (Jokers are allowed, as long as they have a suit associated with them). The game begins when Player 1 takes the remaining cards, shuffles them, then removes half of the cards on top. Player 2 then takes the face card. This is their Tarot. Player 2 has to do this to so that Player 1 gets their Tarot.

2. Once both players have their Tarot, the remaining cards are placed down between the players. This is the Tarot Pile. Both players have to tell their Tarot's Figure (King/Queen/Jack/Joker), without telling the suit. Player 1 now has to guess Player 2's suit. If player 1 succeeds, both players discard their Tarots and Player 2 reshuffles the deck, then redistributes Tarots. However, if Player 1 fails to guess, Player 2 now has to guess Player 1's suit. If no one guesses correctly, Tarots are redistributed without shuffling.

If a player guesses 3 Tarots in a row correctly, they are labeled the "Fortune Teller" until the other player gets 3 correct, or they decide to quit.
This is a standard Tarots round.
Player 1: I have the Queen
Player 2:I have the Jack
Player 1:I guess your Tarot as the Jack of Diamonds.
Player2:Nope. I guess your tarot as the Queen of Spades.
Player1: Correct.
Tarots by Mr. Enderman December 16, 2019
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buttfave 

A nickname for when your significant other is being a butt (aka annoying/silly/weird), but they are still your favourite. Similar to when you call someone a buttface in a silly way when they bug you, except they are your favourite buttface. Or you could just really favour their booty over other booty.
Person 1: Taylour Page can be crazy sometimes, but she's still my buttfave.
Person 2: Also, her booty is pretty much the greatest in all the land.
buttfave by CheeseballPolice December 19, 2016

Sailboating 

When a man places a strap on backwards as to be able to have sex with two women. The women straddle him from alternate sides while linking hands over the mans shoulders creating a triangle shape. When the legs and as are both linked the man stands creating the shape of a mast and sail. He then has sex with the two women.
I need to work on my leg strength if I want to do some sailboating tomorrow night
Sailboating by Mypenisisapizza November 23, 2014
A godlike being,a rat,or a good moment
Grunk
Grunk by Mikemakate February 6, 2021

Verbal bondage 

the art of seducing people with verbal implications of the suggestive, flirtatious or just downright graphic. verbal bondage is used to render someone useless under the use of your verbal seductive powers leaving them with the inability to not recepiate in a unexplicit way. mostly used over instant messaging and other forms of technological interactions. similar to talking dirty with more intellect and persuasion.
"my god, he was using verbal bondage on me all night.... i had to give in and now im going on a date with him"

female X: "pride comes before a fall my dear... on your knees boy!"

male Y: "time for tongue lashings?!"

female X: "no. time for you to fall"
Verbal bondage by annieisgod October 7, 2007
Fat Caleb is a fat, idiot marshmallow. He is ugly and terrible with girls. He is a player and a cheater. He is known for being on the show "my million pound life"
fat caleb by Harley smith March 16, 2017
The smartest and nicest guy u will ever meet. Everyone always wants to be around them. You can trust them and share anything with them. They are always understanding. Xandrei's exhibit happiness and delight.

Until their true colors shine. They are the kinds of people you would write heartbreak songs about. They will turn on u instantly and become narcissistic and rude. If ur around one... RUN NOW!!
"omg it's xandrei"
"i heard he got a perfect score on his essay that another girl totally deserved"
Xandrei by the_magic_school_bus January 4, 2022