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Someone who is clueless or naive. But said in a joking way. Como means in Spanish "How" but my definition means different. You can use it to call your family that. But it's no harm done cause it's in a joking way. Everybody is a como at least once a day. We all do stupid things. Therefore everyone is a como.
"You don't know what you're talking about. You're a como."

"I'm not a como. I know what I'm doing."
como by Michael M. Murray January 7, 2009
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floobengloben 

The planet we live on
Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!
floobengloben by Floobengloben October 7, 2016

smack the wop 

A phrase used to describe hitting a vape. Smack= hit. Wop= vape.
Let me go smack the wop in the bathroom real quick bro.
smack the wop by smackthewop July 31, 2019

browledgement 

When two bros acknowledge one another after seeing something hot or cool (like a good ass, etc). Usually ends up with a slight angular ascension of the chin and/or modest raising of the eyebrows.
Some random guy and I had a moment of browledgement when we saw her ass in those pants.
browledgement by BroMan12 March 14, 2014
The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time
YO! your dick is massive! is your name Jens?
Damn you're hot! are you Jens?
Jens by Zacklas March 4, 2022

diva dance 

when you bug out or when you flip out in anger. diva dances arent always "dances" or "movements" but are definitely always verbal.
boy: shut the fuck up

girl: DONT TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK Up! ILL SPEAK HOW EVER THE FUCK I WANT TO!!

^^ one of the many examples of a diva dance^^
diva dance by playaplayaa2223 March 29, 2009

Judge Dredd 

While performing the act of intercourse, one covers his eyes in a way reminiscent of Judge Dredd's helmut (to be done with any object including one's own hand), whilst utterring repetiously, "I am the law. I am the law" etc.

Most common uses of the Judge Dredd:
A. Shielding one's eyes from the unattractiveness of the person being sexed, for it sometimes exceeds the convenience of placing a bag over head.

B. Fulfilling one's girlfriend's fetish of be dominated by make believe law enforcement officers.

Either way, justice is issued and law prevails.
"Suzy Q has a great body but kind of a man face. I had to pull a serious Judge Dredd to get through that intercourse session".

"My girlfriend has a thing for movie cops, so I surprised her during her birthday sex with some Judge Dredd"
Judge Dredd by comicbrilliance July 19, 2013