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Urban Dictionary

Booty Cheeks 

its what i clap on your mom.
I clapped John's booty cheeks.

Kawrongton (ka-rong-tin) 

What is said whenever you press the wrong button in a Kahoot. It is a combination of Kahoot, wrong and button. It can also be said pretty much anytime but is mainly used for when you are angry at yourself during a Kahoot for pressing the wrong option.
Me: *Presses the wrong button in a Kahoot*
Me: Kawrongton (ka-rong-tin)!!!
Class: *Everyone looks at me*
A 'Hamish' is a little bitch.
'Wow, did you see Hamish the other day?'
'Yea dude, what a bitch!'
Hamish by Parara August 29, 2017

jizz-mopper 

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
jizz-mopper by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

bageling 

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"
bageling by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009
"Whats your favorite holiday"

"9/11"
9/11 by DeepFriedSoda November 9, 2017