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Matt Hancock 

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary
Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock
Matt Hancock by rgb is cool June 26, 2021

laxative 

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
laxative by Ant February 18, 2004

Thnks fr th Mmrs 

1.) An abbr. for Thanks for the Memories. Often used in high school yearbooks.

2.) Also the title of a very catchy Fall Out Boy song which is to be said about a relationship that is only being held together by the physical aspects. The relationship at this point has become a one night stand. It seems to be a conversation at some points of the song (For example: singer Patrick Stump belts out, "He tastes like you only sweeter."-which is a direct quote from the film, Closer.) This part is kinda funny because it seems as the guy is telling the girl, "Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great." She fires back with the former line. It's sounds like they are breaking up and doing what a lot of people do when they break up...kiss your ex for for one last time. But in their case...they have sex.

*This is only one interpretation.
Thnks fr th mmrs even though they weren't so great.
-"Thnks fr th Mmmrs", Fall Out Boy

Or because 

If you are on the wrong side of 'internet silliness' you will lose your multi-million dollar business.
Hym "OR BECAUSE people might not like your involvement in this. I might be the correct one. And anyone who is not me is wrong! UP TO AND INCLUDING GOD! And I AM THAT! THE MAN WHO WAS MORE CORRECT THAT GOD! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
Or because by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.
Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

Hayden monk 

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)
Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk
Hayden monk by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018