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bit of a dick

A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.

However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.

"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.

Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.
bit of a dick by Mutie SD October 12, 2015

dank sock 

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.
person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"
dank sock by dank wool December 23, 2008
Napili is a beautiful wasian baddie. She surrounds herself with other baddies. Her boyfriend is also wasian. He chews with his mouth open and probably owns an ak 47. Even though he is a bad boy Napili is a good girl. She stands up for what she believes in and supports people in need.
Oh em gee bro its getting so hotttt. Don't you worry Napili will save the planet!

Napili look! That's so dev
Napili by AustraliaBaddie March 27, 2025

shitloaf 

someone shits on the ground and puts it into a meatloaf mold cooks it in the oven and then eats it
wow who made this shitloaf it tastes so exquisite
shitloaf by Mr.shye October 26, 2020
A person who doesn't take care of their physical appearance and hygiene. They often look like they were hit with the ugly stick, busted, tore up, fugly. They inspire sympathy and laugher from the beholder.
"Hey Gerry you seen Peach lately?"
"Ya girl, last time I saw her she had on a potato sack and one flip flop. Looking all scrongy and shit."
She is an amazing girl and amazing friend. She is and amazing person to be with, she loves to sing and make people smile and laugh.she has black or dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. She is sweet and kind. And most of the time shy but when you get to know her she is the most awesome out going person you will ever meet. She is smart,beautiful,and talented.nalyn is the person who will make you feel better at any time you look at her or walks into room,and every time she walks in to a room she lights it up like you have never seen before. nalyn makes every day special. So if you have a nalyn as a girlfriend or a best friend hold on to her cause if you don't it will make your life miserable. Be glad to gave an outstanding Nalyn
Nalyn

Conglamerous 

the excited response when a friend confirms they will go on an epic drunken adventure
Boy: "Come to Wild Wings, it's magical"

Girl: "Ok I'm on my way"

Boy: "Conglamerous!"
Conglamerous by Kennedy2101 December 4, 2010
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