Sway

Secretly we are yuri

Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

a "fishy bitch" is a girl that has a fishy smelling vagina,, {usually happens when girls dont clean there vaginal area}

teacher: you can sit rite next to sara there,

sara: i dont want that fishy bitch next to me

N. A couple married more than 20 years that still has sex regularly.

Wow! Brandon and Christy must be Bolman Outliers. After being married 20 years, they still have sex every day.

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.

This guy can do everything! He's an urban platypus.

Feeling happy but there's a little sadness lingering.

I'm feeling sadhappy.

sadhappy by Plzstop December 11, 2016