the act of male friends getting wasted or drunk from bottles or shots of hard liquor and then proceeding to a destination of choice (most likely a bar or club) with one goal and one goal only; to coax or persuade (hopefully but not limited to) attractive females back to their house to receive head and additional sexual favors.

A hypothetical man-portable directed-energy weapon using miniaturized particle accelerator technology—essentially, a gun that shoots particles instead of bullets. The rifle form factor implies infantry-scale application: a weapon a soldier could carry, aim, and fire at individual targets. Unlike larger cannon systems, the particle accelerator rifle would require dramatic miniaturization of components that currently fill buildings—power sources, acceleration chambers, cooling systems, targeting electronics. Whether such devices exist in classified programs, remain decades away, or are fundamentally impossible with known physics is a matter of intense speculation, precisely the kind that attracts conspiracy theorists and science fiction writers in equal measure.

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"

A symbol used to indicate one is gay/queer & autistic.

Rap about them dogs.

1337 For Hacker... like... a computer hacker..