Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
A tall person that have been through a lot and wants to share his true feelings cause deep down he is a cool nice guy but everybody sees him as a rude person. Say has been told a lot of offensive things plus have been through trauma and needs to open to somebody but can never find the right person. His trauma and what people do/say to him is the reason why he is rude and has anger issues, zay has feelings nobody realizes.
A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.