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Urban Dictionary

habeeb it 

A statement that says something is to be believed because it is true whether you like it or not.
Jim: Dude, that fat chick's tit was hanging out!
Bob: I don't believe it!
Jim: Habeeb it!
habeeb it by Krelian July 14, 2008
Teddy is a guy with a big penis. He is super sexy!
Girl: That Teddy is sexy!
Teddy by Nerd_98 December 13, 2017
A dipshit and an asshole combined.
"The people that kill you in Queers of War are dipfucks"
Dipfuck by Jesus DP+JS March 7, 2009

JMoney disease 

JMoney disease is a non-contiguous infection that causes an endless hunger. You may gain over 7 times your normal weight. The only known cure is to exercise, eat healthy, and don't play Fortnite.
Damn cuh, stop eating so much or you'll catch JMoney disease.
JMoney disease by El Cheque November 17, 2019