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Urban Dictionary

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.
Assple: For lunch I had a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Assples are too fascinating to not share with the rest of the world.
Assple by Patrick Casanova January 18, 2008
"Moxy Fruvous", the best of Canadean demi-Rock 90's 60's folk pop that missed their calling by about 30 years. Still, that doesn't exclude Moxy Fruvous from being one of the best folk rock bands out there. The Fruvs have something for everyone, from witty political satire to social commentary, to beautiful vocal solos and a capella songs, to eye-wattering lyrics, all of which combine to give you the most talented musicians in the genre. Their best album by far is "Bargainville", their first full CD. It delivers a perfect blend of comedy with love ballads and some good old liberal passion, all backed by the most stunning vocal harmonies of all their CD's, with the possible exception of their live compilation. The Fruvs are called so only by a couple their most endeering fans. The Fruvs are worth listenning to no matter your tastes in music.
I just got "Live Noise" by the Fruvs and the a capella cover of "I've Just Gotta Get A Message To You" almost made me cry it was so unbelievable. That's such a great album.
fruvs by iamnowcnfsd December 28, 2004
The definition of Ethobob has the meaning of being homophobic and racist at the exact same time.
Stop being an ethobob, that is horrible.
ethobob by Therealsname March 25, 2021
Dhaval (adjective, noun, verb, and adverb):
1. an Indian who does not exemplify any stereotypical Indian characteristics; an Undian
2. an Indian who is not majoring in engineering, medicine, business, or Information Technology
3. an Indian who does not eat meat and does not have a valid reason to support his personal choice
4. an Indian whose girlfriend is exponentially more attractive than he is
5. an Indian who looks like flounder from Little Mermaid
6. a shovel
7. a complete tool. hence, a shovel
8. a Rex Grossman fan
"Stop being so Dhaval!"
"That's so Dhaval of you."
"Go Dhaval the driveway."
"Where's the Dhaval?"
dhaval by Muhammad Shah March 3, 2008

Bottle Jockey

A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.
Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.
Bottle Jockey by the transient November 18, 2011

Osama Bin Lacken 

Some one who is lacking in the pussy area. Someone who does not get with many girls, such as Jacqui.
Kevin is Osama Bin Lacken, been lacking pussy, what a tool!
Osama Bin Lacken by PorkSesh March 23, 2009
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