Tap the Sap is street slang for masturbation

Tops. Great. Bringing one's A-game.

STRAIGHT UP FUGLY

A short 14 year old peice of shit

a pretentious small town in utah an hour out from salt lake.

includes:
99.99% white people. the 0.01% are adoptees from a third world country
vacation homes
two fancy shmancy resorts: the homestead and zermatt
rich mormons
huge fancy houses
pinterest moms

a festival for pinterest moms during summer called Swiss Days
white subaru outbacks and big suburbans

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.