stupid bitch half lookin ass

Best husbando
Marry me already
(cute as fuc)

Someone who is sexually interested in people with authority and power

n.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals. (see also berginear lyps and tunatartar)

A sneequence is a sequence of multiple sneezes in a row. Often times one right after another.

when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.