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Urban Dictionary

Crackability 

The quality of being crackable or breakable.
John: Crackable is an existing adjective. Wonder what's the noun for it?
Doe: It's crackability! I can't believe it. I have just invented a new word.

Jaws of Life 

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
Jaws of Life by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Gongaloid 

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.
That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.
Gongaloid by Dale February 4, 2003

Chill Time 

A chill get together at a house in the woods on a hill, usually in the summer. Not quite a grogery. Activities include Rolling Rock, beer pong, music, having all who drank throw up, Rolling Rock, Satanism, Rolling Rock, homemade pizza, Rolling Rock and a little bit of Blue Moon. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of being in the house without the owner present, defecating, and getting woken up for no reason.
Chill Friend 1: Hey you gonna drink some Rolling Rock and have a chill time tonight?

Chill Friend 2: Abyssus byssum invocat, amen.

Chill Friend 3: I'm leaving.
Chill Time by horse3000 December 18, 2012

I'm THERE dude

awesome, count me in, let's go

put a strong accent on "there"

Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.

What McDonald's was striving for and disasterously missed with their I'm lovin it slogan, an anagram that can be rearranged to form 'ailing vomit'
You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? I'm THERE dude.
I'm THERE dude by mandingoe December 2, 2004

Twatopotamus 

A derogatory term for person who exhibit offensive, hateful, moronic or unbearably pretentious behavior to an exaggerated degree, that can be used on a man or a woman.

Derived from the derogatory American specific use of the word "twat" and the word "hippopotamus". The first word provides the implication of the unfavorable traits whereas the second just implies the extremeness of the individual's behavior as a metaphorical use of the animal's large size.

I will not state her name, but my own mother was the first person I ever heard use this term and she stated that the word was of her own creation. I claim that she is the originator of this term. I write this entry as shortly after she used the term on social media, Facebook memes appeared that made use of the term. Thus, this entry exists for all those that happen upon those memes who became curious for its definition and origin.
Shes being a twatopotamus!

Are we going to have a real conversation or are you going to keep being a twatopotamus?

Okay twatopotamus keep your hateful self away from me.
Twatopotamus by InfoBringer March 9, 2023
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