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a double meaning label given to people who make something break/not work just by being near it or touching it ... the explanation is ... "passion fingers" - everything he touches he f--ks!

When you stan multiple people at one time.

Old-fashioned orange juice, squeezed from actual oranges, not frozen or from concentrate. (as opposed to fresh-frozen orange juice, which is not really fresh any more)

A man of two personalities, hes the type to break your garden furniture to start a fire and fall asleep in a bush

worthington, ohio is the poor man's dublin. i say this because they have MORE n's and LESS bangable chicks. Their sports teams have been sub-par since 1890 when they were the only suburb of columbus. although many of their males are less than satisfactory, they do occasionally raise one who keeps it real and doesnt give a f (ex: CG). the most effective for of birth control in worthington is suicide.