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Urban Dictionary

out under three 

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.
The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.
out under three by defry11 January 6, 2023

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair
"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"
Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020
Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said
top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent
Top Slut by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009

measuring rod 

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
measuring rod by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour
Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges
reef by Jack December 10, 2004
“my dog just died” “bruhm”
bruhm by tortoisemilk420 March 8, 2022
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