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santorum 

Underdog, Cinderella story, and Despite what a bunch of obvious faggots trolling this website say, an American politician that believes in America and what America was founded upon. that is, the bible. Anti-gay, pro life, and everything else you could want in a politician. If he becomes president, you wont have to worry about sending your son to the army and getting a fairy finger poked up his butt in his sleep.
whatever happened to America? John Adams would be ashamed. I want someone who will restore America, I'm voting for Rick Santorum.
santorum by ShakyJ_85 January 10, 2012
Welcome to the Cume Cave, only Cume inside anime girls.
Cume by Aoki-kun February 9, 2021

Child-hold 

To be limited in your actions and/or freedoms due to a child. A person experiencing child-hold may have their own child or be dating another individual who has a child that creates a burden which limits his or her freedoms.
Adam!! Are you coming out tonight or are you in the child-hold with the girlfriend again? >>Sorry man, the lady has the kid and we can't go anywhere.
Child-hold by Frizzle06 April 11, 2010
niglet: I was just in the bathroom!
person 2: Fo shizzle?
niglet: fo shizzle my nizzo!
Tarresa: How was it?
niglet: It was a FFTE!
little boi: snapadoodledoo.
FFTE by asdkfjlas'dlkfjasdf March 13, 2019

Lamp shade 

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy
Your just a lamp shade
Lamp shade by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

The Saad Act 

The Act of giving out drugged Candy and inviting 4th graders usually in a Rusty Old Van's.
The Creepy Old Man asked the kids if they wanted candy and his specialty The Saad Act.
The Saad Act by Rusty Lawn Mower November 30, 2018
a bird like man from northampton that drinks a lot :)
"Dove! You out tonight?"
"Yes! I always am!"
Dove by sofsof January 23, 2007
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