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NOT SHORT FOR JENNIFER. the name you're looking for is 'jenni' for fuck sake.
'hi whats your name?'
'jenny. :)'
'oh as in jennifer?'
'NO FOR FUCK SAKE'

:)
Jenny by hiya. :] February 13, 2010
When you’re eating a shit load of kandy in a plane that’s landing. The trick is the kandy is code name for ketamine, and you’re eating so much of it that you think you’re taking off instead of landing.
I love kandings. They are my favourite part of traveling.
Kanding by Narcoleptic nancy May 7, 2018

Soggy Batcave 

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".
Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy
Soggy Batcave by Greymoo June 6, 2013
a person that is either on the offensive or defensive line in football
Those damn fat kids can't block at all.
Fat Kid by malcolm jones May 24, 2008

variablast 

A highly narcissistic cult leader with a borderline personality.
Man that preacher is such a variablast.
variablast by premed2 March 5, 2011
The act of a girl called Florence kidnapping two males and forcing them to fuck each other while she watches and fingers herself. After they have finished, she tortures and kills them.
"Those two guys got Daisy'd!"
Daisy by fwubfubgilavuebgrwiregjb February 4, 2018
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