Urban Dictionary

A Caleb boog

A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it

n. Crony capitalism is a colloquial term describing a "market economy" in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. It may be exhibited by favoritism to connected businesses in the distribution of legal permits, government grants, special tax breaks, and so forth. This favoritism is rewarded by campaign contributions or outright kickbacks to politicians or their supporters. As such, it creates an oxymoron of sorts, in that success of a business in a free market (capitalism) does not depend on free-market forces. It is also a obvious source of corruption of both business and government.

When someone says next weekend, it means the weekend coming up, unless the weekend has already started.

A very cute person/animal/thing, a Mexican cheese

a swift kick to the hooch

if you like pineapple on pizza, you deserve to die.