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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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by helloareyoureadingthis July 15, 2021
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Griftney J

A "Griftney J" is a person that manipulates individuals for financial gain and stability. "Griftney J's" are unable to accept accountability, feel empathy or compassion for others, shower regularly or hold employment. "Griftney J" types are known to nod off during live streams, join frivolous lawsuits and harass the families of missing children.
"Griftney J's" are often found at any fast food drive thru, the "Clinic", and behind alternate accounts on YouTube.
I would never Griftney J my friends.
The begging is such a Griftney J thing to do.
She's acting like a Griftney J.
by Tigger the Trigger July 12, 2025
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Maddison

A beautiful Chihuhua who eats peoples food all the time WITHOUT fail. Yells a lot a sticks fingers in peoples icecream. 100% poopybutt
by CRAPFACESTOPNOW😭 November 22, 2023
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babe

something guys call you so you'll fuck them
Johnny: You getting down on Lily?
Brad: Chyaah brah! I called her babe.
Johnny: Fuck, I'm jealous.
Brad: TROLOLOLOLOL
by defensee1 September 2, 2011
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flada

1. To snap
2. To go psycho on someone
3. Verb used to concisely describe the following: "And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."
"Some old guy pissed Michael off so badly today I could have sworn he was going to go all flada on us!"
by James Patrick P. November 22, 2007
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ttvlittlerugs

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by SniperSnake1335 November 18, 2020
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