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Blue knuckles

Blue knuckles occur when your finger wenial glands recieve too much stimulation and no "releif". They can swell slightly and even become sore.
Hey Aaron, why do your hands look so sore? I think I have blue knuckles again...
by Kirk&Sara December 7, 2006
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TK

.TK domains originate from the island of Tokelau. At first their service seems appealing, as they offer email forwarding and a web-redirectsolution.

after realizing that they have an uptime of next to nothing, you will just becomd plain old pissed off at them

there are times when their email will take a week to be forwarded... i swear to god they are running a fu#king 486 as a server! what shit
dot.tk is the example of this shit, also alone with a******a.tk, and many other losers that got hoaxed into this
by blow me April 28, 2004
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Goh Zhihan

Goh Zhihan is someone who miraculously sticks with you because he is the only person who will ever receive all of you. You learn over the decades from childhood to adulthood that a piece of you forever remains left behind in the heart of Goh Zhihan- a piece no future lover could ever get, no matter what. The piece that remains left behind hold innocence, youthful turbulence, and the belief that your memories and love for everything about him can really last forever. It also holds friendship, pain, regret, the gaze you will never forget and those sleepless nites you will never get back. He always likes to say he is a jerk but he is afterall the only person who introduces you to everything : from foolhardly sacrifice, timeless love, irresistible hugs, sweet tender kisses and fantasies of the most wonderful bangs with him.. For all you will ever care - even if he is a jerk, then let him be my jerk.. and always my favourite jerk
Goh Zhihan is not a jerk. Goh Zhihan is the most amazing childhood sweetheart you can ever dream of.
by LoveU1Nite95 November 22, 2021
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Freewallin'

Female-sensitive version of Freeballin' or going without underwear.
Everybody found out Stacey was freewallin' on the last day of class, when she stumbled off of the football stands
by verbal onslaught June 16, 2009
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Tokkan

(pronounced Tow-Khan)

1. A Canadian person on the internet famed for his random bouts of insanity and his horrible puns. Apparently, some find him quite attractive despite this.
2. (japanese) A charge, rush, or lightning attack (blitzkrieg)
3. The act of telling an original, bad pun.
1. Tokkan lives in Canada, not the United States. Unlucky for YOU.
2. The enraged fighter went for a full out tokkan.
3. What do vegitarian zombies eat? GRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS. *waggles fingers*
by Tokkan December 19, 2004
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Startup

is when you have a great tech business idea and you make it a real business, but usually you fail (it's okay), because you're not that f*cking good businessman, or because it turned out that you had a shitty idea and you hadn't pivotted in due time, and you already spent all money.
Good startups (10%): Google, Facebook, Instagram, Dropbox, Evernote, WhatsApp, Snapchat and every other that you using on daily basis.
Bad startups (90%): There are too many to list them, and it will be better to not say them aloud (superstition)
by RandomStartupGuy November 23, 2013
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cock waffle

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle
by Steven Ober June 26, 2003
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