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Albuquerque Wind Sock 

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.
She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.
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Ticket to ride 

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
Ticket to ride by titusoneil August 28, 2021
FINEST lil mfer around. He looks a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy! Find yourself an Adynn, ladies! August Leo's poster boy!
"You know Adynn?"
"The twink-looking gayboy?"
"He's so fine..."
Adynn by God's Gift to Mankind November 20, 2023
Someone that everyone would crush on.

10/10 personality!
Sadly they don’t see it dispite everyone loving them.
Afsara I wished people loved me
Friend (who has a secret crush on them) BOI-
Afsara by Monochrome August 16, 2022

caremore 

Used in a sarcastic manner, to mean "I couldn't care less about what you just said".
GF: Oh honey look our baby is walking!
BF: Caremore. (continues playing COD)

Mum: If you dont clean those old pizza crusts up you'll get rats in your room!
Son: Caremore.
caremore by kingkizzle January 23, 2010
matej is boy u should definitely fell in love with. Sometimes he is naïve but besides that he is trustworthy person, nice, sometimes goofy but funny most of the time, if you got in fight with him and he forgive you don’t you dare to break his heart again. Everyone should have one Matej, best thing that could happened to you also every Matej is pretty tall most of them play basketball and had girlfriend which was black and then went to blond, bitches.
some bitch: have u met matej?
me: no, is he nice?
some bitch: he is so nice
matej by willloveyouforeverm September 10, 2022

VectorCollector 

Did you see that VectorCollector up in Kanata?