Urban Dictionary

hot piece of polish meat. will treat you the best, Big dick energy.

When you haven't wiped your bum properley and have shit dribbling down your leg

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

Where transparency meets affordability

n. combination of more and horrible

The sweat accumulation that forms between 2 folds of skin.

adjective

1. full of anxiety, angst and irritation, such that one would, if one were the Incredible Hulk, probably begin smashing things.