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Guidzag

Quite an illustrious lad, almost effeminate at times, and can always be found wearing a hat, bandana, or headband. One could simply consider this man "lavish" for lack of a better term, an individual who enjoys life to the fullest, and does so while his lustrous hair flows through the wind. Some could call him a "ladies man", and they'd be correct, but not in the traditional sense. He's mastered the friend zone, conquered the area of allegiance, and quite frankly can't pull to save his life. Women are drawn to Guiddy for the same reasons chunkers eat dons, comfortability. This isn't to say one day this little caterpillar won't spread his theoretical wings and bloom into the beautifully eloquent butterfly he's meant to be, but more so a stepping stone on his journey into ascension. Overall, good kid, good hair, good job, good shisha, meh arms, lacking chest, sub par taste in women, and an overt desire to perform high intensity cardio. Honestly don't know why i even wrote this about him in eglish, because i could summarize this is one sentence from his native tongue, Toun es bagina sikim moroudz boots kunem, es barab glir, es toun medz es pos vor.
There goes that Rabi Guidzag, maybe he'll find a guy friend today.
by MamaThereGoesThatMan69 September 7, 2022
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Senior Skip Day

A secretly scheduled day when all high school seniors skip school and do something else. It is usually around the end of the school year, and it is usually on a day where nothing is really happening, or around a holiday.
Senior #1: Hey, when is Senior Skip Day?

Senior #2: Johnnie told me it was Friday, May 15th. What should we do that day?

Senior #1: I don't know. Maybe we could see if we can drive out of town for the four-day weekend
by IzzyBella^^ March 30, 2009
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Tippy

The act of flicking a male’s cock right on the bell end. Doesn’t hit his balls or shaft. Used as a way to humiliate your friends, like a purple nurple.
“OW!! He just gave me a tippy! My dicktip hurts like hell!”

Wanna go make him cry? Give him a tippy.”
by Yung Manhattan Project June 7, 2019
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one-show syndrome

“Man I’ve got one-show syndrome so bad for Cobra Kai

“Sir this is a retirement home
by Urban_II January 29, 2022
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Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc
I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze
by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013
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Femboys Matter

The world needs to soon realize that femboys matter, because we are same species of people: Human.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020
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Guro

Ero-Guro, most frequently shortened to just 'Guro' is short for 'Erotic Grotesque'. It is a sub-genre of hentai featuring blood, gore, disfiguration, torture, and bloody amputees. Many, if not most people to see it either see it funny, cool, or gross, although there are some that see it sexually attractive. Guro is just art, not real.
Guro is probably one of the least popular forms of hentai.
by in1t April 17, 2006
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