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jackrag

A piece of cloth used to catch the ejaculate that shoots out of one's penis when he masturbates, or "jacks off".
"I can't believe your girlfriend is using my hork-encrusted jackrag as a napkin! Gee, she wipes her mouth an awful lot."
by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004
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meep

a very sexy, gorgeous, amazing lass, who has a good personality, and is in one word, perfect
i'm going out with meep
i wish i was going out with mep because shes so cool
by jimbo May 16, 2003
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Arkeida

Beautiful , strong, independent, African American woman, very positive think and has great influence on others
She is an Arkeida of a woman
by Kyla❤️ July 11, 2019
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doebird

a stupid person
sounds like dodo bird
used by the two kooest people ever
get away from me you stupid doebird!!
shudduo you stupid doebird
DOEBIRD FLOWERS
hey you stupid doebird look at me!
by tit monster March 29, 2008
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Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard
God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!
by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006
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christopher

A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
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Ruby

A little gnome with fancy fresh bangs. She is the manliest man to ever walk this manly earth. Dont mess with ruby.
“Is that ruby the garden gnome?”
“IT IS!!! RUN!!!”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021
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