Urban Dictionary

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Clamjabls is a newly discovered, life threatening sexually transmitted disease. It was covered briefly in the news, but was quickly eclipsed by the spread of the H1N1 virus, although Clamjabls's effects are far more deadly and painful.

The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.

Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).

Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.

The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.

Someone who comes at you like a spider monkey in regards to the most trivial subject and makes a mountain out of a mole hill. He makes himself look like an ass and a social outcast while trying to degrade you publicly in front of an audience, especially at work.

An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

Fernando. A beautiful guy with fluffy soft hair. his voice sounds so attractive and says "yes maam" to girls that he trusts

One of larger than normal girth or stature that temporarily overestimates the weight of an object, thus throwing it around haphazardly.