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Fair balls to you

Irish, colloquialism: well done, congratulations, you've achieved something unexpected.

"You mean you took Evangeline Lily home with you last night? Jesus. Fair balls to you."

by E.W. Felton August 29, 2005

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kerry baker

AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.

U heard about Kerry baker g?
No, why?
She's a MILF!!!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

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A funny small person with not much hair. A Dwyer will always beleive that he has superior intelect to his peers, but this is seldom the case. He is a simple character, not very quick on the uptake, and enjoys working with registers.

That person is so simple, look at him there working at his registers! He is such a Dwyer!

by Hood-rat May 8, 2003

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Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

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Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

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