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Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.
I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off
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Get the rip my own face off mug.The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.
Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.
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Get the kyle mug.Shapely. Just enough fat to be filled out, but not overly puffed or bumpy....not quite chubby. Warm and inviting...like a cherub.
Comes from the words cherub and chubby.
pronounced CHAIR-rub-ee
Comes from the words cherub and chubby.
pronounced CHAIR-rub-ee
online friend: so describe how you look
me: i have dark hair and green eyes and I am a little cherubby. You know.... not thin... enough fat to feel soft and warm to the touch.
online friend: well, then I am cherubby too.
me: Mmmmm..
me: i have dark hair and green eyes and I am a little cherubby. You know.... not thin... enough fat to feel soft and warm to the touch.
online friend: well, then I am cherubby too.
me: Mmmmm..
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Somalian mum: Wallahi billahi eat your food
Somalian son: *takes first bite* HelaNasihah wallahi billahi
Somalian son: *takes first bite* HelaNasihah wallahi billahi
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