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ILY

An acronym for "I love you"

ILY Emo Dash

by Badger Blaze July 27, 2016

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Noah

cunt bitch

hi cunt bitch eat me out baby. no i only eat cunt because i am a bitch. noah means cunt bitch asshole slut bag faggot

by cumdrinker hoe May 19, 2019

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May 28

On May 28th it’s national kiss or hug or give each other a hickey day

Bob : it’s May 28th bring dat ass over here girl

*the girl and bob gave each other a hickey

by queennagabeshrgjshegeeh May 25, 2019

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Garlic man is a man who loves garlic, goats, Pauls and beards. He has a striking resemblance to Scott Pendlebury and Mark Webber. When he has consumed too many drinks he resembles Sid The Sloth from Ice Age.

I wish I was a cool as a garlic man!

by Dockingadam November 15, 2014

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Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

by Brownchickenbrowncow December 25, 2019

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Seruadu

The best person ever. He will always be there for you even if you don't deserve it. Can be very cute and shy and forgiving! Not to mention he is a great best friend, Person, Sibling, and lover! He will give you all the love and affection you need when you are down to make you feel better!

Omg! Is that Seruadu? He's the best friend anyone could ask for!

by Summer<3 December 7, 2021

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