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Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020
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Mia

If your name is Mia, you are the best human being in the world! There is no one nicer, prettier, smarter, and especially funny. There is ABSOLUTELY NO ON, funnier that Mia. And at least 35 boys have a crush on her.
she's super funny. her name must be mia
by iluvfood47520 November 20, 2019
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IJBH

Girl: you really think I look fat?

Boy: IJBH...
by Hdogrichey April 16, 2016
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Crest 3D White Strips

An alternative to going to the dentist and receiving teeth whitening treatment. This over the counter brand of strips delivers similar effects to professional treatment. However, over time the white strips will weaken the tooth enamel leading to inevitable decay.
OMG, her teeth are so white I have to wear sunglasses just to look at her.

She uses Crest 3D White Strips 2 times a day religiously. I would get some but it's too damn expensive and I would rather just brush my teeth and floss once a day!
by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013
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Dike

"That Sarah girl, she's a dike init?"
by weaponised_autism February 6, 2020
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Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later
Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting
by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018
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fooq

Dirty westie; mediocre action player; good bloke
by Flak March 24, 2005
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