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by E.W. Felton August 29, 2005
Get the Fair balls to you mug.AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.
by anonymous June 6, 2022
Get the kerry baker mug.A funny small person with not much hair. A Dwyer will always beleive that he has superior intelect to his peers, but this is seldom the case. He is a simple character, not very quick on the uptake, and enjoys working with registers.
by Hood-rat May 8, 2003
Get the dwyer mug.Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
Get the Muffin Top mug.To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008
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