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Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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quensadilla

a really flexible black girl that did Vines
"yo did you see quensadillas new vine" "girl yes i did"
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Bomb-Deecent

Adjective- alright. not too great, but then again.. not too bad. in the middle of the spectrum
eh.. i mean.. you right.. but she ain't all that. she aint bomb, but shes not horrible.. shes pretty bomb-deecent. id fuck wit it
by no i/d November 2, 2010
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pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017
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Josh

Josh is a guy who smells
Smells like he lives in a bin
Smells that bad that it smells like he eats the bin too
"That guys such a Josh"
by AeChan June 17, 2019
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justine cruz

The cutest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has a personality that will always put a smile on your face.
Oh look there's justine cruz, wow, she looks stunning today!
by Jzkeezy November 14, 2016
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Dick Pump

The female equivalent for "douche bag."

Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.

See also; Soggy Sock
Only when she gets out of her Mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sunglasses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that dick pumps eyes.
by voris October 12, 2011
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