Urban Dictionary

The process your body goes through after becoming completely trashed from drinking a load of beer.

Slaiden is the best person in the entire universe. he makes you smile, laugh, and blush. he is a cute, kind, sweet, caring, and very loving. If you know a Slaiden you are very lucky!!

An alternative for homo / homo with a t / the cooler way of saying homo / a word that will make you automatically cool.... alright.

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.

The one person in the whole entire world that regardless of the circumstances, be it the best of me or the very worst.... there is never moment that you can’t be 100% yourself around this friend.... no one m

A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com