Urban Dictionary

As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.

A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.

That's in theory that is.

Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.

A mainstream musician that has many records/labels signed to his name. He calls himself a "rockstar" and produces music to a mass audience.

Solid connection of a high five

to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it. then rut them up the arse, holding onto the piece of string, at the moment of climax pull on the sring, causing your partener to gag and giving you an even tighter hole to bring you off. (probably for homo use only)

A great prank one pulls on friends by pulling their pants down, bending over and spreading their cheeks with their hands, revealing their gaping asshole.

A small village in Co. Limerick

Often mistook for being in Co. Tipperary but dont actually say that to an Oolan!

she a very fun person to hand around. She is very loyal to her friends, don't get on her bad side or else. she is loving, caring, and overprotective.

Get you a kyjanay