The village of Hempstead on Long Island. It is one of the few neighborhoods on Long Island with a black and Latino majority, and borders the towns of Uniondale and Garden City (which is the complete opposite in terms of economic status).
Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.
Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.
Rich guy: Hey, I have to drive through Hempstead tonight in my Corvette. Wanna come?
Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.
Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.
by loop zoop June 03, 2011
Get the Hempsteadmug. Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Get the Micro marriagemug. 1.A rich self-centered person who does worship someone.... Who is it? THE GOD OF SCIENCE.
2. Someone who celebrates Christmas yet says they don't believe in god
3. Some one who has faith in the absence of faithlessness
4. A fanatic
They have faith.... in the nonexistance of God
2. Someone who celebrates Christmas yet says they don't believe in god
3. Some one who has faith in the absence of faithlessness
4. A fanatic
They have faith.... in the nonexistance of God
by Sone911 December 24, 2008
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Get the hydrathermorectaphobiamug. 
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by Celtic_Matt April 04, 2009
Get the Diana's Chap Stikmug.