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eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

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TheRealDon

Some dude named Don that loves making money and also treats everyone around him with love.

It's hard finding a person like TheRealDon because that boy is to real.

by TheVoiceOfTheStreet June 30, 2021

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two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

by streetdefiner July 3, 2011

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Facebook Transmitted Disease

A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!

Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.

by scoozers June 13, 2011

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