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Yiff

v. To make love to a plush animal.

adj. "Yiffy" A plush animal that has been spooged on.

I think KickFag gets yiffy with that plush tiger in his room.

by Mario Rogic January 17, 2003

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strum

v. Masturbate, jerk off, wanker.

Javi was caught strumming in the bathroom with KickFag.

by Mario Rogic January 17, 2003

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clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

by Jesus January 17, 2003

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Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

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platz

see Kapaœny
adj.
A measure of kapaœnoœæ, holding
capasity of media

noun
empty storage space

"My drive is kapasny, sure it has plenty of platz"

"I don't have the platz for this movie on my laptop"

by yidele January 17, 2003

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banjard

A person of middle eastern descent.
Ex: Suadi Arabia, Iraq, Iran etc...

Person 1: "Hey dude, what was the deal with that gas attendant?"
Person 2: "Ya, I know dude. All banjards are assholes."

by The Palmenator January 17, 2003

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afah

noun
A Fat Ass Heifer - descriptive of a young steatopygous ( suffering from steatopygia ) female

"That afah is taking up too much room"

by yidele January 17, 2003

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