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sex and the city

A television show (airing at random times on random days), that, unlike most brainless TV shows, accurately portrays what relationships are really like, in the sense that men are dicks and manipulate/exploit women, and that women should only do the same. The program follows four women who live in, you guessed it, NYC, and no matter what man the screw and who they're with, they always stay friends with each other. Is the epitome of the poetic proverb "chicks before dicks."
I like romantic evenings on the beach..but I'm not the honeymoon type... My "sex and the city" character must be...Miranda...
by Suzza April 24, 2008
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Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.
Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.
by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013
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Post nut clarity

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.
I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing
by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021
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Bullies

2 man and woman, most of the time named Valerie and Luis, that tend to pick on that friend that everyone makes fun of because he has no girlfriend. They are really mean and hurt feelings.
Luis: Mark has a tiny penis

Valerie: I know! Hahahaha!
Mark: You guys are bullies!
by Poland4Life April 25, 2010
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333

The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).
1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.

2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.
by Dongo April 24, 2006
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🍅🍅🍅

The meaning of 🍅🍅🍅🍅 or “tomatoes” is that the woman saying this is smelling a hint of sweet and tangy smell from the vaginal area
Boyfriend- lemme hit

Girlfriend- no 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
by L1L J3Rry January 20, 2022
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parents

The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!

Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*

Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!

Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
by Jon Shwartz May 25, 2007
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