Urban Dictionary

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

The guy that makes the NCAA announcers sound like parrots

That guy/ cow looking through your window constantly asking for u 2 milk it or Take its milk (can also be found in your local grocery store)

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

It literally means, 'to the house of your moooom' in Spanish. What you say whenever somebody asks you something that has where in it. Like, where are we going, where are you, where are we dropping, where do u want to go, where were you last night... among others.

Im a avery energetic and romantic Luo guy looking for especially a lady with big hips/ass for love . Im very good at treating a woman .

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.