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When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016
Get the Peeing sitting down mug.The most undeserving superbowl football winners ever made in the NFL. they are a bunch of assholes who pay refs to put calls their way and win games when they really just suck ass. How about that 2009 NFC championship game against the Vikings? don't tell me that wasnt a rigged game, A pass that was clearly on the ground counted as a catch, a pass interference call on chad greenway when he never touched the pussy reciever, but the ref called it anyway because he was payed. then a 4th down run that was reviewd and the guy fumbled the ball and they gave it to them anyway. in other words, the New Orleans Saints are the most hated team in the NFL and they should burn in hell with their faggot ass coach.
Me: anyone else see that NFC championship game last night?
friend: yeah it was so rigged sean payton is a stupid bitch who can't honestly win a superbowl.
Me: ik fuck the New orleans saints
friend: yeah it was so rigged sean payton is a stupid bitch who can't honestly win a superbowl.
Me: ik fuck the New orleans saints
by suckmydryballs November 3, 2011
Get the New orleans saints mug.The asshole of a gay male who bottomsfrequently. The internal tissue swells and is pushed outward from the sphincter muscle so as to resemble a rosebud.
Bruce must love taking it up the ass judging from that rosebud that pops out every time he bends over.
by dicklicker May 23, 2003
Get the rosebud mug.A word with a meaning very similar to "cute". When you see something really cute, such as a baby, you may want to smoosh, squeeze, rip it's head off, eat it ("you're so cute i could eat you up!"), or squish it, hence, squishy. Can also be used as a verb (to squish). Often accompanied by a spaz: a;sdlkfja;sldkfj;asdlkfja;sdlkf
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OMG ur so fucking squishy i'm gonna rip ur head off
AHHH SQUISHY S:DFKLJS:LDKFJ:SLDKF
...LETS SQUISH
AHHH SQUISHY S:DFKLJS:LDKFJ:SLDKF
...LETS SQUISH
by zara binds piss April 13, 2006
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Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022
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