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Tickle pickle tipson

Therapy where you tickle Dominic Shoftstall's pickle for a nickel. This therapy is physical therapy. Known to work the best when your name is "Herbert the pervert" or "Chester the Child Molester"
Madden : dude how r u feeling today?
Chester : Bro I'm feeling rough, I think I need some tickle pickle tipson therapy.
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cock lump

n. A person who is such an asshole that simply calling them a "dick" would not suffice
Holy fuck! That guy is such a cock lump!
by SirGoddessKaick February 1, 2017
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Stump Lumpies

Tyler knows the best cures for the Stump Lumpies
by Sammy H. January 8, 2009
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SpongeBob

Whit- I mean yellow square and loves Patrick and is dumb
Patrick: yes SpongeBob

SpongeBob: let's jump off a bridge *laugh's*
by SpongeBob guy October 27, 2021
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Plate Sharing

Plate sharing is the despicable act of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter or forming part of a tapas menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females or homosexuals when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights.
May I take your order sir?

Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.

We?

Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.

May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.
by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007
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Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed
Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Kyle

A fucking idiot who almost failed his English literature gcse. He also wears a failure badge
Kyle is a faggot and a failure
by Fucking Alex my guy September 4, 2019
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