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1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
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by -FW-White July 23, 2010
Get the srsgrammar mug.A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Abrieviated: F-ola (pronounced eff-o-la)
Plural: Fuckolas
Abrieviated: F-ola (pronounced eff-o-la)
Plural: Fuckolas
"That Fuckola took my beer."
"Hey Fuckola, you comming to the party tonight?"
"You F-olas better get your shit done."
"Hey Fuckola, you comming to the party tonight?"
"You F-olas better get your shit done."
by MaBuh March 28, 2005
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Get the Life mug.Lorenzesare people who like pairing bright colours with bright colours and patterns. They are very proud of who he they are and prioritises self love and care over bitches. Dancing is their favourite way of expressing emotions. Man buns or plant like hairstyles are their go to. Common traits are zesty, two faced, burger lover, rude and know it alls. They are outsiders but they don’t care, because they are proud of being so unique.
Guy 1: “this fit makes me feel like a Lorenz”
Guy 2: “yeah it’s really shit”
*guy insults bus driver because he wants to munch on his burger, but he’s not allowed*
“Look, it’s a Lorenz in its natural habitat”
Guy 2: “yeah it’s really shit”
*guy insults bus driver because he wants to munch on his burger, but he’s not allowed*
“Look, it’s a Lorenz in its natural habitat”
by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023
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by douche mcallister May 24, 2010
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