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A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
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Get the DNG mug.A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
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