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Cheat Day

The one day of the week when people dieting can eat whatever they please

Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!

by SlopNChop March 12, 2018

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sonic

The blue blur had his peak of fame during Sonic 3/Sonic & Knuckles in 1994. It would have been cool if there was a SEGA Saturn Sonic series, given that the Saturn was a perfect console for 2D games. (Sonic 3D Blast and Sonic Jam don't count) They had some Sonic fighting game for the Saturn, but thanks to some asshole executive named Bernie Stolar, it never saw the light of day in America.

Oh well, at least I still have Sonic 3 and Sonic and Knuckles. Oh the wonderful memories of beating both games.

by Genesis nostalgia October 28, 2003

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hug

something i really need

i just need a hug please i beg

by awooga. March 24, 2021

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mom’s spaghetti

LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti

by Murminatrix December 26, 2017

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Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

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HDW

HDW is an acronym for Hyper Dying Will. It is a state in which Tsuna from Hitman Reborn goes into where he completes a task as if he is about to die; with his dying will.

Tsuna went into HDW mode to beat the captain of the boxing club.

by lawliet_223344 July 13, 2010

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