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jake gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!
by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008
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potato medal

when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships
he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
by rikabauer April 15, 2022
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deep poss

A high possibility. One can infer that something that is described as a 'deep poss' has a good chance of happening. The depth of the poss can be further described to more precisely detail the chance that something is going to happen. Many senses can be involved here and generally more comforting descriptions elucidate a deeper poss. A deep warm poss, for example, is comforting and therefore likely to occur.

ANTONYM: Shallow poss
Person 1 - "Bonkwoggling tonight anyone?"

Person 2 - "That is a deep poss"
by WildFerg April 28, 2014
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Killian

This man is really smart and has a big penis. He's from Russia, which makes him extra special. His big brain and big body part make him the best kind of person to be friends with. Everyone likes him because he's fun, good-looking, and from a cool place like Russia.
Killian is a person that is cool.
by Thebigarmsman May 21, 2024
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squeakle

A combination of squeak and giggle.Can be used when "kawaii" isn't enough.
1.You see a very cute picture or drawing,but you feel kawaii isn't the word,or you're not an anime fan
2."squeakle!
by Beth Rohelia September 8, 2005
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Logan Paul

Asian guy: aye Logan

Logan: ...
Asian guy: you are such a Logan Paul
by Definition_101 May 4, 2019
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Nelqing

The art of creating a smaller penis through crushing excercises for months and years. The erect penis is pressed to a solid surface a specific number of times , near orgasm, rock-busters are encouraged. The number of crushings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a smaller penis , but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Nelqing in Scottsdale, AZ, has classes for very dis functional men who nelq each other (with an assigned partner) and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm (like it’s counter part Jelqing). The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the “Low T (testosterone) Zone Arousal” and other such delights combined with the art of the nelqing. Nelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class has to dive in the jizz pool.
I've been Nelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 4” ...but I keep nelqing because gender transition surgery is too expensive for my son.
by Th3RacoonMan March 4, 2024
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