Urban Dictionary

When he puts the dick so far up in a short amount of time so it feels like a "snap" and you feel like you're on an acid trip.

31337 was originally created by hackers who used UDP port 31337 to hack into computers. 31337, when translated into letters, coincidentally became "eleet", which sounded very much like "elite". And so they called themselves 31337, or elite hackers.

This "word" was later to be shortened to "1337", or "leet". The use of this word has spread to the gaming community, where many no-life-still-thinking-they-are-cool people use it. It has also become a language, where symbols are used to resemble letters.

People who type in 1337 are usually "high ranked" people with no life other than playing their favorite MMORPG.

They would say something like:
OMFG!! 1 pwnt da n00b bad so STFU NUB!!

Translation:
Oh, my fucking god! I owned the newbie bad, so shut the fuck up noob!

This, as you can see, makes no sense. Except if it's to make fun of people to whom it does make sense.

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis

A taste test is what a man does before performing oral sex on a woman. Instead of inserting a finger into her vagina and smelling it, the man inserts a finger into her vagina and then puts his finger into her mouth. If the reaction is favorable then proceed as planned. If the reaction is unfavorable then the man may want to consider another form of sexual stimulation.

Getting hit by flip-flops, thongs, huaraches, or sandals. A combination of the words chankletas and chingaso. (Spanish)

When two individuals sleep together in the same sleeping bag.

1. the reduction of the value of an asset by prorating its cost over a period of years
2. payment of an obligation in a series of installments or transfers