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tiger fuck

what you get in your bed if you don’t wash it

Keisha- “i haven’t washed my bed sheets in 3 months”

Amanda- “that’s how you get tiger fucks in your bed”

by kmoneyballerbills May 13, 2024

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She is sweet girl but hella stupid. Tries to hurt her love but ends up trapped as a sex slave. Hangs around rapists and chomos. Old ass guys who think their still 25. She's really pretty and nice. A real sweetheart but don't be fooled she's cold as ice sometimes and will hurt u. She was suppose to have my babies but aborted in the middle and she still regrets it till today. Been through a lot but still a really sweet girl. I love her and always will. She's magnificent. Her smile and eyes when she's happy to see you is amazing. Her personality her kindness. If anyone hurts her I will kill them. She's my everything my heart and soul my breath. Buts she doesn't think and that's what cost her to suffer. She will try and hurt you but instead get caught up in bullshit she can't get out of unless you kill him. She's so young and beautiful. Really strong mentally and physically. A great woman and I miss her dearly. I would kill for her and she's brought to that point. She has cost me my life many times but this time it will be the last

I love you Amira my Angel
Sorry for our babies wish I could change the hands of time

by Do Better March 3, 2024

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7:38

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

“Hey man! When should I come to the party?”
“7:38”
“Really?”
“Bro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

by FebreezeBoi August 2, 2020

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Blonde Moment

I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM

Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess

Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity

Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.

Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.

Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM

Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake

Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!

Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy

by Cinderninja June 18, 2008

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