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Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
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Jive

A lesbian sex term meaning to jizz or cum on oneself.
Girl Number One: "Do you like it when i touch you there?"
Girl Number Two: "Uh-Huh, I just jived in my pants a little!"
by RidinOnTheTrainOfPain February 22, 2011
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Jaekil

A goatified soccer player. Says he is better than ale a lot, he’s no wrong
Jaekil is a goat
by JAEKIL September 2, 2021
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Thirsty

We are going to try 90s Trivia Night again due to low attendance the last time (and now with more advance notice)! Feel free to bring a tea (or whatever beverage) and a snack. It should be a relaxing discussion of 90s fads and music.
See definition of thirsty
by CodePink1969 March 17, 2021
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Kimzl

Right before a male is about to ejaculate while having intercourse(oral included), he pulls out and cums behind a females ear. Usually a picture is taken for proof of such an accomplishment, but is not necessary to pull off the maneuver. If you want to make this experience a little more entertaining have her try to lick the cum up from behind her ear, and tell her if she does not try for at least 3 minutes the picture you have taken of her with a load of baby batter behind her ear will be released on the internet or if taken with phone sent out in a mass text. (JUST TELL HER THAT YOU WILL PUT IT ON THE INTERNET OR SEND IT IN A MASS TEXT. DO NOT ACTUALLY SEND IT OUT! IF SHE SAYS NO...SHE SAYS NO! AND YOU JUST TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME!).
1."She let me give her a Kimzl!"

2."Yo I Kimzled Katherine last night"
by MF Kimzl February 8, 2010
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Spud

When two people have said the same thing at the exact same time. Usually occurs with twins, best friends or soulmates.
Joe and Jim are twins having a chat about a girl-

Joe and Jim- she was sooooo fuckin peng man

Joe- hahahahhaa spud!!!!!
by Ez mcfezzz December 1, 2010
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salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
by RayRay723 December 13, 2015
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