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bitchdigger

She who lay down with the people who lap at meat between women's legs.
Man, that Bitchdigger took my woman!
by daaady March 21, 2008
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Xeta

Oh my god kenny is like so fucking xeta!
by KennyNCody June 15, 2011
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GouchiPhone

You know, like, when the area between your testicles and your anus is used to communicate after you were raped at an impromptu Orgy where you were also chainsawed in half. Communication, you know like, repeated taps, hitting, involuntary twitches, spasms, and how friends talk with friends, right? Like,. . .that's how friends communication with friends right? Like, after an impromptu Orgy where you were both raped and chainsawed in half when you truly wanted to speak with and possibly both further healthy relations possibly resulting in being romantic partners, possibly. But then, since birth, you repeatedly have been forced to endure medical symptoms that can easily not occur, but do anyway to further hierarchial structures of academics and other "power". Though, "power" isn't truly occurring, and I truly chose to be a medical doctor to help because no one should have to experience the harm that was done to me and the limitations that were without good purpose. GucciPhone.
I was trying to sleep, but my head felt like a hand pressed against a wall someone "planned as torture", yet not naturally occurring and needing some electronics to truly work, and, the same with my GouchiPhone, that needs electronics to function, yet some use to further outdated science and medical "conclusions" and "symptoms", my Gouchiphone kept telling me that I was a male and forever am harmful to all females because males are sexually attracted to females and any sexual <thought> (though not chosen) truly was "harm you were doing to yourself." And you're bad and an inferior male because your penis isn't as developed as many other men. And you're inferior and kids hate you merely because they don't like you andor want to "brand" themselves/"differentiate" themselves from you. You didn't choose to think this, but, hey, that's the GouchiPhone for you!
by Def2049 May 6, 2019
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Gabanti

Noun. Gabanti is known as Gabe Saporta, the lead singer of funky rock band Cobra Starship, and former frontman of punk band Midtown.
"It is I, Gabanti, here to introduce a whole new world to you pussy emo kids."
by kay-c January 11, 2008
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fomo

- A fake homosexual, Man whom tries to score chicks by being sensitive and by dressing very well. also called metrosexual.
by sketch October 13, 2004
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Bullshit Artist

A bullshit artist is some one who makes bullshit sound convincing or believable. Bullshit artists are common on facebook and social networking sites. They are also cunts for being intensively annoying
If you love your dick then post this as your status. One boy didnt and his dick melted 2 days later.

(A typical facebook bullshit artist)
by BULALAS November 17, 2011
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[Pen] [envy]

Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.

If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".
Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.
by JoeJazz February 20, 2009
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