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give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"
by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018
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gonv

an abbreviation for “going nonverbal;” can be used in place of LOL or LMAO.
“THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! GONV BRO!”
by sidsandwich January 31, 2024
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gerber

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper
Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.
by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007
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Bojangles ninja

A ninja that is adicted to Bojangles, and considers it its DoJo. All Bojangles ninjas must go to training in Salisbury, NC.
Look at that sexy Bojangles ninja, eating his fried chicken and dirty rice!
by AriaMelody January 16, 2008
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teabag

To place one's nutsack over a second person's forehead(not the mouth as some accept) in an attempt to humiliate the victim to achieve a situation of laughter.
Check out google for pictures of teabag.
by kolinzo July 15, 2009
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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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Noods

White Enites That Take The Forms Of Cartoon Characters
I Like Those Bumpers On Cartoon Network That Feature Noods!
by Reidling123 March 3, 2023
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