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nymphemo

the combination of the words nympho and emo. typicaly the odd, suicidal, sex addicted emo kids are nymphemo.
Kelli is a major nymphemo.
by That one Mean KId January 11, 2011
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brandoneis

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
by dr.b December 9, 2008
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shaft nugget

man sam is a shaft nugget
by xxxxamp3dxxxx January 23, 2011
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Anal train

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once
The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack
by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021
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kiss and make up

try and get along with everyone, no matter how different they are from us
let's kiss and make up, disregarding all our ethnic, political, social and economic differences
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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fortlag

Legend on the FFXI (Final Fantasy XI Online) Bismarck server. Creator of incredibly successful linkshell "Burnination." Fortlag has recieved well over 20 awards from the Bismarckian community. He is a constant aid to his friends (and strangers) inside and outside of the game.

His only downside is his hot temper when faced with blinding stupidity, however Fortlag will take quite a lot of abuse from someone before opening up and ripping the offender a new one.

Fortlag is not someone to be screwed with. He WILL ruin your shit if you mess with him or, especially, his wife.

He runs fortlag.com and can be found in the greater Atlanta area roaming the streets with his friends and family.
Noob: /sh Hey, could someone help me out?
Fortlag >> Noob: what do you need?
Noobs >> Fortlag: wow thanks for the quick reply!
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RandomQuester: /sh I need a skilled mnk for a promyvion run!
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: I can help you.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: But... you're a taru...
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: but I can outdmg that elvaan mnk over there that's 3 lvls higher than me.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: let's give it a try..
(later)
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: Damn you're strong! Nice gear!
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<Kaiko> goddammit another taru melee naysayer... Fort show up for ballista, we gonna own these fools
<Fortlag> maybe in a bit... I need a "break" >.>
<Kaiko> again? how much does your wife pay you for your services???
<Fortlag> \(^^)/
by Kaiko April 30, 2006
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link me at my gates

by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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