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TV fart

The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."
by Coaxke October 11, 2007
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Kajitsu

A Kajitsu is a girl who knows what she wants, always looks calm and composed on the outside except when she's with her close ones.
She knows how to be romantic and loves little attentions.
My Kajitsu prepared me something good to eat today, I should get her a YSL bag
by Celtix November 22, 2021
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tripping balls

I don't recommend taking this much acid at once, but if you have nothing to do, well... then, fuck it.

Me and a friend had been talking about the 3 strip grip (a phrase I just made up while typing this) and he was trying to talk me out of gobbling up all my acid, which was around 30 hits. Sorry, buddy. If you want some more you're gonna have to do the driving yourself. I was nervous, but after I put the paper into my mouth and began chewing, the nervousness changed to fear and I was unsure. My trip sitter made a face of complete shock when he saw me eat it. Then he laughed hard at my ridiculousness. I plugged in my amp and fucked around with my guitar for approximately 20 minutes, then the drug started taking effect. Everything around me was changing shape and coming alive, but no more than an eighth of mushrooms would dish out.

The trip was coming on too fast and I knew I wouldn't be able to control myself when I made the transition from "Woah" to "PAZOW". I belted out a quick riff that was catchy to mine ears, recorded it, then got another recorder, pressed play on the first one and pressed record on the second one. I stood up from that crouching position too fast and got really light headed. Everything was lightning fast and I was getting very heavy.

The drums sounded nice with the guitar riff and I felt like I had just made some leeway. But then craziness was around me. My friend was watching "Rugrats", an animated kid's cartoon on Nickelodeon, and Angelica Pickles, a 4-5 year old girl on the show (who's character knows right from wrong) keeps telling these poor babies lies and ugliness. The music they would play in the background when should say something horrible was making me laugh. The acid was kicking in. From that point on, the trip got heavier, and heavier by the second.

I got up to stand in under the ceiling fan but I got really light headed and was forced to stumble and fall. My trip sitter loomed over me asking if I was alright. I wanted to say something along the lines of, "I need some fresh air, maybe I should go outside," but the acid, which was now an hour into manifestation, made my sentence structure flawed and I could barely speak. I ended up saying, "I need air," which caused my buddy to lift me up to my knees and be all like, "Come on, dude. Breath.."

"Get the fuck off of me," I managed to blurt out (in a disdainful tone). "I'm fine. Let go of me!"

"Jesus christ! Fine, I wont help you then.." he said.

"I just feel a bit light headed. I'm good."

My trip sitter asked me how I was feeling overall and I couldn't rightly answer that. I looked up and stared at my ceiling fan for a moment and then my body started twitching uncontrollably. Things from all over the room were being hurled toward me at dodgeball speed, but nothing was hitting me. I couldn't imagine what this day would bring and how my trip would go. I thought about Alice and Wonderland and looked to the ground. Almost concurrently, it would seem, a hole opened up beneath my feet and I had no choice but to fall into it.

This is the point in my trip where everything happened according to what I was reminded of at that moment in time. Falling down that never ending hole made me think of space, then star wars when they blast their ship into hyperspeed. When I thought of this, I was then blasted into hyperspeed and white lines shot upward from all sides and I felt like I was on a rollercoaster. When I thought about this I began looping and twisting in the ether. They say you can never forget you took acid, no matter how confused you become. This rang true for me. Even though everything around me was unreal and obviously not happening, I knew why. I just couldn't control it. I was on another planet about the same distance King Kai's planet is from earth and I talked to creatures that would make you shit your pants if ever you came across one IRL. Some would even mimic my every move.

I lost track of time and reality and my trip sitter almost called 911 because I wouldn't answer him when he asked questions like, "Should I call 911?" and, "Are you alright!?" He told me I was unintelligible for almost 5 hours and he was getting scared. The trip lasted close to 24 hours after the intensity, but it was tolerable.

Overall, I came out of the trip not learning much. To recollect certain instances of my trip is proving quite difficult and many things that happened to me on that faithful night will be forever lost in my warped, but once fragile brain (that is, of course, until I have an intensely powerful flashback, during a family gathering, and collapse under the dinner table in fear).
I was tripping balls after I ate a decent sized portion of that sheet from the festival.
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The Unknown Soldier

When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.
"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"
by H2oMan May 14, 2005
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Aldroe

Aldroe is one of a kind.He loves to give all what he can to everyone because he cares too much for them. A very hardworking person and an intelligent creature, he's like a living Einstein on its own. He loves to watch educational and inspiring videos, people may often find it boring. He's eyes are seductive, its his asset, but most people says it's his eyebrows. He likes to debate. A funny person with a great personality. Once he's comfortable with you, he can share what his feelings towards other people. He has his own principle. He's very clingy, a cry baby, a loving, a caring, a futuristic person you've ever met in your life. He may feel that no one's appreciate him but there's one person who really appreciates and proud of him, and that's her. He's strong outside but when you watch closely to his eyes there's something he can't explain because he doesn't want to be a problem to anybody. There's still a person who's willing to listen to you, you can be who you are in front of that person, you can cry because it's okay not to be okay, you can spend your time in that person, just avoid looking or touching at your phone anytime, people might think that you're snob.
Aldroe is one of a kind.He loves to give all what he can to everyone because he cares too much for them. A very hardworking person and an intelligent creature, he's like a living Einstein on its own. He loves to watch educational and inspiring videos, people may often find it boring. He's eyes are seductive, its his asset, but most people says it's his eyebrows. He likes to debate. A funny person with a great personality. Once he's comfortable with you, he can share what his feelings towards other people. He has his own principle. He's very clingy, a cry baby, a loving, a caring, a futuristic person you've ever met in your life. He may feel that no one's appreciate him but there's one person who really appreciates and proud of him, and that's her. He's strong outside but when you watch closely to his eyes there's something he can't explain because he doesn't want to be a problem to anybody. There's still a person who's willing to listen to you, you can be who you are in front of that person, you can cry because it's okay not to be okay, you can spend your time in that person, just avoid looking or touching at your phone anytime, people might think that you're snob.
by Kaguraaaaaaaaa July 17, 2022
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smári

This dude is so smári!
by cooldude2000 December 30, 2019
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Let it Be

A famous phrase used by The Beatles, also a REALLY good album (if you like The Beatles, if you do you already have it).
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness, She is standing right in front of me, Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, Let it be, let it be, Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
by Hoy December 28, 2005
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