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dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.
H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?
by Hiva November 27, 2004
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Mogged

To look more attractive and aesthetically pleasing either within a picture next to someone else or in person with an individual.
Jack mogged Dan with his hunter eyes and positive canthal tilt.
by BigDadddddy6969 December 2, 2023
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The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
by delamp November 21, 2009
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Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
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Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011
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Wat

A word used to question something retarded that just came out of your friends mouth
Girl: wat the fuck u say nibba?
Girl 2: nothin u fucktard
by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019
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Troy

Know for having VERY tiny penis, or none at all.
Girl: That guy had a troy, it sucked.
by UR mother November 24, 2014
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