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starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
by OkieObserver September 28, 2014
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Grace

Grace. Probably has a foot fetish, lowkey a hoe, has 12 crushes. but is the best bitch you'll ever meet, she may be a bitch but she's your bitch and nothing can change that. She's very gay, gay for Ryan Reynolds. Very good at rowing and sucking dicks. Knows how to give a good blow job, nickname cock bitter. She's very sweet, prettiest girl you'll ever meet, but she's also a two faced petty frog face hazelnut sucking bitch. She has many hobbies, one being doing nothing but sucking dicks, smoking weed, and hanging with her 7 husbondos. She's a great friend, she smells like the bottom of my ass, which smells good btw. Good friend believe it or not, she's smart, suprisingly. Graces love material gworls, usually a pervert. Lowkey into teachers. Also has daddy issues and a dibilitating spending problem, along with crippiling depression, ptsd, hoelife, fetishes. But yk you can count on her, because she's done worse. She's tall, lanky man, skinny legend, whatever, dick sucking. She loves old men, book characters too. Graces tend to get into poly relationships. Graces don't tend to wear underwear either. But under all of that snakeskin shes not the worst bitch you'll ever meet. Also the definition of shrexy, and graces have great style.
grace is a short king
by anonymous April 28, 2022
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thot

poooooop thot
by bvroman April 4, 2022
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Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
by Trapfit January 15, 2016
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Rohitash

An absolute beast who's funny cool and has loads of friends. Also really good at certain sports such as tennis but bad and underestimated at Cricket.
His life is going Rohitash
by wifi2 July 7, 2019
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barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)
Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered
by Mark Cav April 26, 2006
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Pendu

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.
Pendu just scored a hattrick against Cagliari, and then he disappeared against Benevento.
by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021
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