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Libertarian

They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 11, 2022
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Ricardia

Ricardia is a micro-state that exists within the vicinity of Il Presidente. An entity rather than physical land, Ricardia is a fully-functioning state which the benevolent dictator has overseen for the past several decades.

Ricardia has a government, with officials taking on multiple roles including The Minister of Viticulture, The Minister of Warcraft, The Foreign Minister, and ambassadors to both Scotland and the Republic of Korea. The first lady of Ricardia is known as La Prima Donna, or La Bella Josefina, who has been known to cause international incidents during state visits when riding public transport.

Reports of a mole infiltrating Ricardia have been circulating, and The Minister Of War is currently investigating the reports that he deems, "outlandish", declaring that, "wasps and cats have nothing to do with any plan that a mole may be concocting. These are wild accusations."
"Do you need a visa to enter Ricardia?"
"When will The Queen recognise Ricardia as an independent, sovereign nation?"
"Ricardian culture is replete with gin, olives, and reality TV shows."
by waegook_tom November 1, 2013
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mistylynn

Overall just a wonderful person. They will make you laugh and sometimes cry, but immediately apologize for hurting your feelings. Generally funny, caring, compassionate, kind, wonderful, friendly, gentle, and a bit sassy.

Mistylynn is a rare but beautiful name. They are great and loyal wives, friends, mothers, etc. They have frequent and unexpected mood swings, usually when they are hangry.

Usually non-athletic, but love attending athletic events. They will always show up, even if it’s a little late :) They won’t make promises they can’t keep and they will never, ever let you down.

If you know one, you are extremely lucky. It is rare to come across such a wonderful person, and you should remind them often how amazing they are, because they will often forget.

Love them with all your heart. They will always remember your kindness, and whenever possible, pay you back for it. Hold them close because they are an extremely rare type of person to come by!
“Wow. Mistylynn came! She is so reliable!”

“What a great friend Mistylynn is, always there to lend a hand.”
by baker_baller05 May 28, 2020
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your retarded

Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.
Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.
by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006
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Ivetafy

The act of make things all about any special someone. Because this someone is so important, all things should be and made to be about them, and them alone.
Myself, Todd, Chris, Jim, and Charlie were discussing gambling and I decided to Ivetafy the conversation by invoking the name. It had nothing to do with gaming, and they were angry at first, but they understood...
by Alabamaniac August 11, 2021
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Indianuity

A feat of ingenuity performed by a Native American, typically to remedy a problem using only the tools or resources commonly found on an Indian Reserve.
I was driving past the rez and I saw a couple of Indians on the side of the road using a turned-over shopping cart as a barbecue grill. Textbook Indianuity.
by mountainouscanadian October 29, 2020
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First: Where Gracious Professionalism Comes Last

A term used commonly by the FIRST and specifically FLL robotics community referencing the unfair political bias of FLL - that same people who hipcritially perpetrate the concept of 'Gracious Professionalism'.
'P1': Dude, the BAE sponsored team won NH state again.
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last
by anon12443 March 31, 2009
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