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swag

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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skrimp

ghetto for "shrimp"

"I loves me some skrimp!" said the ghetto denizen.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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swag

sphincter blink

grower not a shower

porn storm

mouse off

skrimp

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