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dimlit

australian slang meaning not very bright.

1.fred is a dimlit

2. fred isnt very smart

by Dark Ridar Azehr July 15, 2006

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Greedy Dental Whore

The unappreciative female dentist who takes all the free shit sent to the office for the staff.

That greedy dental whore took all seven beach bags sent from the ortho office!

by The Staff December 16, 2012

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kalpan

Short dudes who jerk off to you having sex with their wives

Me: Don't worry about my husband, he won't mind cause he's such a kalpan

by yourgirlsucksmydick March 22, 2022

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The Seksonic Legion

The Clan Formerly Known As SEKS takes up a new name, The Seksonic Legion, an Uber WoW Guild on the Horde side who ganks n00bs and gains 1 inch to penis length for each n00b ganked.

Remeber kids, Everytime you gank a n00b your penis grows an inch. :D

by Killtodie November 15, 2004

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Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.

(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy

(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.

by Pcisbs December 19, 2008

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randies

random people, also random people that piss you off.

-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.

by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008

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