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BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005

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stupid ass baby

its so ugly 🚼

by tythutghtfb October 30, 2020

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big torta

a fatass, usually an outta shape mexican foo

wuddup, big torta?

by coco higgins January 5, 2015

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adirondack chair

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and hitting them in the back of the knees with the sharp edge of a kayak paddle. As the person buckles forward in pain, the flat side of the kayak paddle is used to smash in their face. The person is then set into an Adirondack chair and given a Cleveland steamer.

Matt likes to give his friends an Adirondack chair and talk about it with strange women.

by posseof5 July 19, 2014

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fapfapfap

Originally the onomatopoetic rendition of male masturbation in Japanese manga (erotic comics), using the Roman letters. "Fapfapfap" has come to represent male masturbation in general, and by extension the slapping sounds of any anal intercourse, and male/female penile-vaginal intercourse as well.

-- What did you think of that new actress?

-- HOT! Fapfapfap.

-- Easy for you to say.

-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2011

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Bay Brizzle

a drink of malibu rum, pineapple and cranberry juice...way better than a malibu bay breeze even though they share ingredients...good way to maintain an all day fade or buzz...

"Hey bartizzle, can I get a Bay Brizzle?"
"Fo Shizzle."

by Omar the Enginizzle January 3, 2009

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