Urban Dictionary

my grandma owns a kafew

Just because I want to help you and protect you sometimes doesn't mean I think you're a damsel in distress. You don't have to get all femipissed about it!

The four of us were dressed in the heighth of fashion, which in those days was a pair of black
very tight tights with the old jelly mould, as we called it, fitting on the crotch underneath the tights,
this being to protect and also a sort of a design you could viddy clear enough in a certain light, so
that I had one in the shape of a spider, Pete had a rooker (a hand, that is), Georgie had a very fancy
one of a flower, and poor old Dim had a very hound-and-horny one of a clown’s litso (face, that is).
Dim not ever having much of an idea of things and being, beyond all shadow of a doubting thomas,
the dimmest of we four. Then we wore waisty jackets without lapels but with these very big built-up
shoulders (‘pletchoes’ we called them) which were a kind of a mockery of having real shoulders
like that. Then, my brothers, we had these off-white cravats which looked like whipped-up kartoffel
or spud with a sort of a design made on it with a fork. We wore our hair not too long and we had
flip horrorshow boots for kicking.

The president of North Korea has been dead for 15 years, therefore you could call it a mausolacracy.

the chick rides old dick

person : hey I miss you! wanna hang?

person 2: k

person : um so yes??

person 2 : k

Hai și tu diseară la o bere, să facem o bășcălie.
Ieri făceam bășcălie cu frate-miu de fraieru ala.