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The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets
The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.
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by courier289 September 18, 2018
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"I have a rare mental/physical disability that has been diagnosed as Pornostigmatosis which is why I need to watch 3 men run a train on you because I once saw it on PornHub and/or a Soundcloud rapper's video".
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1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
by Stretch911 April 19, 2011
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Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
by eoghann June 16, 2006
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