Urban Dictionary

someone who feels the INEXPLICABLE URGE to PLUG IN their TINY ASS joke laptop of a laptop while I am left with NO PLACE to charge my BIG ASS laptop that SUCKS power like a dodge-ram sucks gas AND is more powerful than ANY computer in the entire DISTRICT because the school district SUCKS at buying ACTUALLY GOOD computers

A variation of the word jawn for those who’s name starts with the letter L. Only permitted for residences of the greater Philadelphia area or Delaware valley region.

1) (adj.) used to describe a canyon of epic proportions.
2) (adj.) used to describe an aggressively gaping orifice. combination of canyonesque and carnivorous. (see Canyonesque Vagina)

to make a person disappear

When one person over-crowds my fucking news feed because he syncs all of his social networks with his Facebook. The only way to elude this is to de-friend, block, or force the person to go outside and play.

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.