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Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.
bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!
by master Nathan March 7, 2008
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eating the cat

You: Wanna play some bball?
Johnny: I am too busy eating the cat tonight
You: oh shit dawg.
by bstsbitches October 21, 2010
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dink

by DINK March 14, 2003
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aughust

Aughust’s are usually tall. They have a higher chance of birth defect and half of the rare breed ends up with erectile dysfunction. They’re nice though and have ripped legs. They are also know for they’re microscopic penis’s.
by Suckatit man January 13, 2018
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English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
by Sir. James July 24, 2008
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Issam

Issam - the lightest person I met! His positive vibes can change the mood of a group of sad people in a second! He knows how to make new friends. He notices everything, each tiny detail. Smart. Deep mindset. Honest. Emotional. Something overthinking. Open-minded. Happy. Beautiful soul. Confident. He is not afraid of showing his feelings or sharing his thoughts, opinions. Good friend-he knows how to make a strong connection. Ideas generator. Kind. Everyone who meets him is the luckiest person!
Issam
by Someone happy November 23, 2021
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cara de cola

1. Tienes una cara de cola
2. Shut up! You cara de cola
by AaronPerson December 10, 2018
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