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by Milkdud77 February 14, 2022
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'I bought a copy of Mein Kampf on Amazon and shared the screenshot with my address on it to try and get sucked off by a Scottish Nazi bird.'
'Fuck me, you must have been absolutely caca.'
'I bought a copy of Mein Kampf on Amazon and shared the screenshot with my address on it to try and get sucked off by a Scottish Nazi bird.'
'Fuck me, you must have been absolutely caca.'
by Andy Farr April 25, 2019
Get the Caca mug.a Slut that has innocence, but is a liar. A Slut behind closed doors, who believes in her mind, that she's a good girl. She's a very freaky, sneaky girl; the kind you won't take home to Momma. The sluttiest of all her friends. If she likes you, she'll give you her mind, all of her BODY, and soul; and if she loves you, God knows whatever else you desire. Will fuck her friends husband in the blink of an eye and swear she didn't know it, or claim to not be your friend. Will fuck her husbands friends without thinking twice about it. A spoiled Slut who will spoil you. Does not like to wear pannies. Anything that looks like a DICK is art to her. Ghetto Fabulous.
Watch your man around this Bitch!
Has a problem with fucking her OwN Man!
If you're married, take your man and RUN FOR COVER!
Urgent Alert...Tomago on the loose, Hide your BOYFRIEND'S!
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR MAN UNATTENDED WHILE TOMAGO'S AROUND!
Love's to flirt with TAKEN MEN!
Someone fucked mine, so girls BEWARE... I'm Here!
Has a problem with fucking her OwN Man!
If you're married, take your man and RUN FOR COVER!
Urgent Alert...Tomago on the loose, Hide your BOYFRIEND'S!
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR MAN UNATTENDED WHILE TOMAGO'S AROUND!
Love's to flirt with TAKEN MEN!
Someone fucked mine, so girls BEWARE... I'm Here!
by Victim 2000000000 February 2, 2010
Get the Tomago mug.A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.
Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.
Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.
"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.
by BristolBrick July 25, 2016
Get the shitbert mug.Girl: did I get "Dream-Seminated"?
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
by RG2301 June 22, 2016
Get the Dream-Seminated mug.My friend got arested for music piracy and now has his ass reamed in prison everyday by his 500 pound negro cellmate Bubba. FUCK THE RIAA!
by Dr. Awesome July 28, 2006
Get the music piracy mug.The experience when foreigners go to another county to "study" or "work". Really those foreigners are just going to party and occupy native women's vagina's like the imperialists did 2000 years ago.
I just got a job in Shanghai! Man, I am going to have some happy happy fun time with all those prostitutes in KTV!
by Laowai69 April 7, 2011
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