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Mario

Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.
If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.
by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023
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female

smart people and everyone who said something negative about girls is gay and yo mammo and yo daddy
i like being a girl because i know i am smarter than most
by julia January 13, 2005
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head

by kyle April 28, 2003
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Nasiriya

A friendly name but is crazy so don’t try that person
Nasiriya is an loving/crazy person
by Mbcxh May 31, 2018
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sixen

comparison to in order to show greatness; overall a great thing
Damn! He's Was almost like Sixen with those Titties he was gettin'

Wow, these almonds are Sixen.
by Sixen March 23, 2008
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chris moyles

The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".

In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.

To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.

He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?

a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon

a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008
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mauritzio

Mauritzio also known as Mora is a young man,gangster type guy but cool if you get to know hom,usually honda drivers but like to chess more then fight.
Mauritzio(mora) is a fucking g
by Mora_0112 November 22, 2021
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