Urban Dictionary

Conjecture that gravity is Newton's tangent-theory traveling at uncountable-speed.

one who purchases all the games and add-ons to the wii before buying the wii

This woman is unique. There's no one else like her. She can be quite loud sometimes, but only because she cares about you so much, maybe even more than yourself. She is caring, smart and she always wins a discussion. If you have a Franceli in your life, love her with all your heart, you will never find someone better than her.

Name for the bassoon in some other language. Probably where "faggot" came from (from "blowing" into a "hole", which is the stereotype)

started in ancient egypt for egyptian slaves

initials commonly tagged over large graffiti pieces found mostly along train tracks in Melbourne. It stands for city transit cops Victoria. It is not always done by the police

n. Pseudophilosophical guff memetically spread by the tumblr blog "The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows". No academic grounding whatsoever, can be figured out through common sense.