Urban Dictionary

A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

Austin is a know it all who never gets good grades no matter how hard you try. He plays games like Funny Skeleton adventure and things it's better than Pong. Likes Megalovania and thinks Sans isn't overrated. He's straight and has a boyfriend. He's a mother to two children, never adopted a child in his life. He's colorblind and his favorite color is green. He's a communist who doesn't like to share.

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Sharp aquos tv company is a multi series tv production business that serves hd and lg tv’s

Tipo de pessoas que tentam mostrar que são inteligentes mesmo não sendo.
Uma das formas são contradizer coisas para explicar algo que viram no Youtube e que as vezes nem são relevantes para o assunto.

triumph; desimates all in its path; very strong