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Joshua

A person that loves Chelsea, and or all things having to do with Chelsea.

Oh, he loves Chelsea? He's so Joshua.

by Chelenza August 2, 2010

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blad-blazer

An extremely inconsiderate loud person. Often making noise just to get attention and feel superior.

Mike cranked up the volume of his laptop to the maximum setting. He is such a blad-blazer.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

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muffly

adj

distorted sound, non crisp, a word that is cute

Girl on phone.......hello, hello sorry i cant hear you , you sound all muffly

by latecalls September 30, 2012

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Zooted

A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.

Pass the blunt I want to get zooted.

Damn I shat my pants I’m definitely zooted.

by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019

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sickhaiku

A haiku or hokku written to disturb and/or disgust.

fuck my ass, big boy
today you are an adult
happy birthday, son

by keerok December 6, 2003

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1. When two usually heterosexual girls get really drunk and make-out with each other.

2. When a lesbian puts on her dykiest looking outfit for a night out, specifically at the gay bar - ie tie and pinstripe vest

1. Holy shit dude, those two chicks are totally dyking out!

2. I'm definitely going to dyke out for the bar tonight with my fauxhawk and pinstripe vest

by AliceP October 9, 2008

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