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swamp love

When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face
Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess
by proj3ctbm September 7, 2016
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Clerking

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.
Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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friggin

Frigg was the goddess of marriage and justice. In Norse Mythology she was foremost among the goddesses and the wife of Odin (or Wodin). Thor was either her brother or stepson. Wednesday is named after Wodin, Thursday after Thor and Friday after Frigg.

The word frigg has nothing to do with wanking or fucking and is not a substitute for these pleasures of the flesh. Like many four letter words it would have passed down into modern usage from the Saxons/Vikings, and in sophisticated Norman England would have been considered as base and vulgar, a word used only by peasants.
Frigg had twelve handmaidens each with specialist powers. One of these for instance was Eir who was the god’s healer and it doesn’t take much imagination to visualise a hoary Viking banging his thumb while mending his shield and screaming out. “Oh Frigg, it hurt.” Thus hoping she would send Eir to ease his throbbing digit. Hence the modern expression, “Oh frigg it” when something goes wrong.

Similarly the same hoary Viking, when confronted with an enormous catastrophe like his longboat capsizing in the middle of the North Sea full of pillaged gold would have cried out, “Oh Frigg where are you. Have you deserted us? Well you can go and rot in Valhella” Obviously this is the root of the modern expression, “ Friggin Hell”, for something unbelievably surprising.
by Collers February 1, 2008
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Hunter

Screams a lot.
Extremely Obese.
Into medium height men.
Very angry.
Sweats way too much.
Pedophile.
*Man screams*
Andrew: Hunter?
by dorigo_bimo November 26, 2018
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justin bieber

An incredibly generous 17, almost 18 year old who makes millions of girls smile. He's sweet, hansome, hot, gorgeous, happy and so much more. He IS the definition of perfect and incredible and amazing and unbelieveable.

He has people who dislike him because he hit puberty later than some guys do. People call him 'gay' for the same reason even though he has had girlfriends and he is most definately a guy so you cannot call him a lesbian without lieing.
Justin Bieber is absolutley incredible!

Justin Bieber is my dream guy.

Every girl need a Justin Bieber.
by DUNCANCOOLKID. October 25, 2011
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Uno Skip Turn

The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you
Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP
by DryBread November 19, 2019
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Phrased

When Jenna's are overly excited about something
I'm so phrased to go to Mint Bistro this weekend with Chris ;)
by SGCH November 4, 2018
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