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Ethos policing

The idea that science doesn't work if you're motivated by the wrong ethos is ridiculous.

Hym "And how does that not devolve into ethos policing? Where you do what the religious enterprise does in holding hostage the good afterlife... except shifted down one level of abstraction. And now instead of God holding the good afterlife hostage, you have (Almost not a) Dr. Jordan Peterson and his cronies using boycotting, intellect property theft, media blacklisting, and gaslighting to withhold the good life from political dissidents. And that's the point of doing it. A mad power grab from a desperate charlatan who is CONFLATING HIS WORK with LITERALLY GOD and imposing that on the population. I'm starting think me and Candace have more in common then just wanting to fuck eachother."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

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ballwank

When you've been having a cheeky wank, maybe in a bush, but nothing seems to be working. You look down to see you've been tugging a ball instead of your penis.

I stopped off for a cheeky bush wank. It took forever. Looked down, another ballwank...

by For Pump December 11, 2018

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Hulfneir

Loved the idea but scared of result

Sneaking in this abandoned hospital sounds hulfneir

by Staten island life March 12, 2018

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Dink

Acronym for "dual income, no kids". Primarily used as a label for individuals who can afford nice things but are also slowly being phased out of the gene-pool.

"Look at the fucker Roody and his new Audi. Dude is such a Dink."

by DefinitelySomeoneNotNamedDave November 8, 2021

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crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008

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Cara

Cara is a filthy tampon used by a homeless Mexican to stop diarrhea from seeping,oozing,dripping from the anus

Cara can also be a whore who cheats on her man lies to her friends ,a person who is the lowest form of scum on this planet

Ewwe don't touch that cara that shit stinks nigga

Ewe don't fuck with any cunt named cara she got and spread the herpes

by Bleu Satan September 24, 2014

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