Urban Dictionary

Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.

The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.

A cool attractive veterinarian lawyer with good banter and a gorgeous smile.

*she also works too hard and doesn't take enough naps.

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Gundo is an awesome dude who loves and appreciates everyone around him he is reliable and trustworthy

Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.

The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.

Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.

In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".

FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.

Someone who's type of woman is a tall one with a large ass, like Jennifer Lawrence