"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

Last sat, I went clubing.

if you live off some country road, you live in bumfuck.

i got some dome last night from my girl

People who cyberstalk other people are fucktards. See: mommy and gabby for examples

after pull out i created cumquat on the floor

Who is the l33test in Counter-strike? Luxor.