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December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.
Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.
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wow u look like dog shit. that's disgusting!!!!!
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When are you going to let me have some of that underyonder
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guyfriend

a dude, a fun guy to hang out with and talk to when all ur girlfriends are bein goofballs. u usually end up dating ur guyfriend for a while but it hardly ever works out cuz hes basically ur brother
girl: ur my best guyfriend
boy: i know, but i kinda want to be your boyfriend
girl: o well i guess we could try that
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making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.
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A mexican douche who has exceeded levels of an el doucho and is now grand el doucho.
David 'Look its Nick'
Tom ' Oh, yeh. El Doucho Grando has returned'
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