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layloni

A pretty girl who is sneaky often a slut. Have their way with men . Becomes a obsession. Hoe
Be careful looks like a layloni.
by Ynw.mexico May 8, 2018
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Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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cigger-nigger

A tremendously offensive term for one who constantly bums cigarettes, but never purchases a pack of her own.
Fuck you, you fucking cigger-nigger. Go buy your own fucking Pall Malls.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 7, 2005
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Silvia and Fredy

a couple who secretly cannot support each other, but on the outside they “love each other”. Silvia and Fredy did not ask to be born Latinos, no mas tuvieron suerte. Ellos cuando hacen el amor, se pegan con chanclas en el culo. El fredy, como todos los Fredy’s, tiene muchos amores y pasiones que oculta de Silvia. Mientras que Silvia hace lo mismo. Ellos se ignoran pero se aman. Y siempre hay una persona en medio de su relación.
Silvia and Fredy
Silvia: amor yo te amo
Fredy: yo te amo mas amor 😍🥰

Después ese mismo día:
Silvia: fredy Vale caca

Fredy: solo la uso por su vagina

Chic@ en la mitad: #celos@ #buscando novi@ les da consejos a ambos

Gente: miren a esos dos! Son definitivamente silvia y fredy
by Bestielover December 17, 2019
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juvey

A person that is calm and carrying, he will always think about others before themselves. He is a loving person to be around and has the brightest smile.
Juvey is the best person you will ever meet, and his smile is the best.
by Jodi Hampster January 14, 2020
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So, that happened!

According to writer, David Mamet, he originally coined the phrase, said by Alec Baldwin, in the movie “State and Main” after Baldwin wrecked a car.
Guy gets out of a car he just wrecked and says…”So, that happened!”
by jehjeh3711 May 4, 2022
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Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
by Noctoner December 25, 2010
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