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garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

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Apirthan

Nonce.

An Apirthan was standing outside the children’s hospital with his binoculars today.

by Liam Si Mon March 16, 2020

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The Yuk Yuk Planetarium is a sexual act, usually involving two men, in which the couple are fucking doggystyle, and the pitcher places a box on the catcher’s head, and the pitcher smacks the catcher with a foreign object causing the catcher to see ‘stars’ while laughing like goofy.

‘What’s Colin’s problem?’
‘ I heard someone Yuking it up in the woods, and since Colin is obviously concussed, he’s likely been to the Yuk Yuk Planetarium with Chris again!’

by Professor Switzleheimer December 28, 2023

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OKN

CALim superstar who thinks he owns the CALim community.

OKN hacked us in our CALim match. Damn Him!

by Josh Benger March 1, 2004

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Trumptard

All Trumptards need o be fucking killed

Kill a Trumptard for Jesus

by AssasinateTrump July 4, 2025

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jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

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