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Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
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by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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by Sock Monkey October 7, 2008
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by I am God and Riley is the best October 4, 2011
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by Jaustin April 6, 2005
Get the crownosah mug.A really awkward and funny guy. He can be weird sometimes too but that's okay. : Everyone's weird in there own way. Preston is very loyal in relationships and is quite a charmer. When it comes feeling down. He will try his best to put you back up and feel better even though he's not really good at it. He can be a really good friend and will listen to what you have to say. He will have his ups and downs though. He may sometimes not really open up to you. But that's when you should express your feelings and ask him if everything is okay. Who know's maybe he'll come to his siences and tell you whats up.
*Silence*
Preston: Did you know killing a man is a jojo reference?
Literally everyone else: uhhhh no. I did not.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter* wow pff good to know.
Preston: Did you know killing a man is a jojo reference?
Literally everyone else: uhhhh no. I did not.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter* wow pff good to know.
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