Urban Dictionary

A middle school in northern virginia

An unidentified day of the week. Often used to help put off real world responsibilities.

A liar who pretends to support central-right politics then suddenly declares his support for alcohol minimum pricing. He has now increased tuition fees in england despite students (after graduating) earn far more income in the long run therefore paying more tax and contributing more to the state. Now he has put hundreds of thousands of people out of work with his budget cuts and put them on benefits. Then he has declared he will not accept people not having jobs!

However too many british people (instead of arguing logically agains him) just declare him "posh" and "a snob"

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.

A method of shooting a football (soccer ball) where one kicks it exceptionally hard, so where it travels extremely quickly through the air and into the back of the net.

A humorous Austrian slang term describing a person who appears dazed, slow, or mentally foggy — like someone who’s high, but isn’t. The word literally means “air-smoked,” a twist on the Austrian dialect term g'selcht (smoked meat), implying someone’s brain has been "smoked" by air alone.

Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.

Mazzard. New Australian slang for married.