Urban Dictionary

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

Harambe was a gorilla that got shot at the expense of a child. Let's take a moment to pray for Harambe...

send bass

oh god they're all gay.

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.

The sweetest girl you will ever meet with a heart the size of Texas and Mexico put together. With beautiful blue eyes and a smile that could make a Scrooge into a Saint. She is the type of friend anyone would be lucky to have. Shes got a contagious smile, you can help but be happy around her. But if you piss her off you've done fucked up, you better move out of state or some shit. She is as unique as her name and the type of girl Aphrodite looks down and smiles upon