Urban Dictionary

Has the smallest dick In the world but is an all around great guy

a direction like diagonally or horizontally except it's a triangle and circle that are connected.(By the way a seven year old made this up)

Adrienne’s so beautiful. She’s funny and kind. She’s everything you could hope for in a girl. Shes that girl you see at the mall that you want to talk to but can’t because you’re afraid of getting rejected. She’s that girl that’s smart and mysterious in school and just has all the qualities of your dream girl. She believes and God and you could see Him in her. Adrienne’s not your average girl. Nothing More. Nothing Less.

Got to be fucking kidding me

in leb means pussy
Kuso in jap means shit
in english.. mean 1337 Cunt

weak, when you laugh a lot, you get weak, and you cant stand up, because youre weak, when you laugh so much it hurts, and youre weak, so you cant stand up, and the word funny is overused

In an operating theatre, when a patient is anaesthetised and in the legs-up position for a haemorrhoid operation, they suddenly cough and shart a liquid shit at least 2 metres across the room.