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Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
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by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016
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Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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Get the deadbeat mug.Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.
His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
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