Urban Dictionary

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.

you: ay wzm bro.
them: wzmm.

Lisa: I was gonna give Charley a BJ but he had mad bad C stank so i couldn't do it.

Sofia: Yeah the same happened to me and James the other day. I almost passed out it was so bad.

Red is pretty sus

Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing

Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...