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Dewetness

Imagine the person you hate most. Then imagine them ten times worse. Imagine a jock, blonde hair, short, big gym body.
Imagine this dude everyday of your life being mean to you and the whole society around you.
You're a real Dewetness.

Continued by an argument
by Ciege ayy June 5, 2022
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michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.
by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018
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chronic cane

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.
Cops just searched my car... good thing my Chronic Cane is stealthy.
by ChroncCane December 18, 2007
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Vonch Deep

a unit of measuring
My car can go 68 Vonch Deeps an hour.
by VonchDeeper March 4, 2019
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d(♥.♥)b

This Emoticon is a monkey that loves you
d(♥.♥)b d(<.<)b'^-He loves me
by tacobears January 15, 2015
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bingo bum

Unclean sherrif's badge resulting in brown stains on pale upholstery. Resemble the marks made by bingo markers but smell worse.
I had to buy a brown couch as my husband suffers from bingo bum.
by pixie tits January 27, 2006
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Cerys Masters

Any Image can be Cerys Masters
by The_Grybird July 5, 2021
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