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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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Ainel

Hi ainel
by Abdikinricha4206969 October 17, 2018
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Breastie

I'd like to see a breastie of her's.
by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
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Ila

Your local curly haired, Fortnite player. Ila is a sweet person, she loves animals and her friends. Ila will always have loads of family to love, and she will always have that one cousin named “Ethan”! Overall she’s a great person!
I love Ila!
Ila’s the best!
by Lgrandy June 30, 2020
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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selectives

only replying to a selected few people, mainly on snapchat
'streaks selectives' = streaks only replying to a few
by daisymcxlean March 6, 2018
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littlemisspisstoes

something you call someone when they don't have a piss kink
If you don't have a piss kink that means you're a littlemisspisstoes
by littlemisspisstoes July 20, 2021
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