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flartching

Flartching is achieved with 3 persons, one of which needs to be male. The male partner achieves orgasm in the ass of another partner. The third party then sucks the orgasm out of the ass of the second party, preferably with a straw.
Mike just had a threesome with Jill and Jane. I guess they were flartching up the mess.
by nemisis1277 February 11, 2010
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bokken

not a ninja. not even close to being a ninja. someone that pretends to be a ninja. that is a bokken.
bokken thinks he is a ninja, but he is not a ninja
by labpro referee November 3, 2006
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Josh

Josh is a very nice person. He is a comedic genius but often underestimates himself, His friends know otherwise however and know that he is very rad and cool and friendly,.
Person One- "Hey, what's that dude's name?"
Person Two- " I don't know but he has total Josh energy"
Josh- "Really?! I don;t know what to say"
by protecssenddu June 3, 2020
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daf

An Iranian word for a girl you have a one-night stand with. Not to be confused with a prostitute. pof is the male of dof. You can hear this word in songs sung by Sasy Mankan and Hossein Mokhte. Can also be spelled "dof."
Sasy Mankan and Hossein Mokhte are famous for singing "Dafi Shop," a song about a store where they sell girls to have one-night-stands with.
by saihofdapojus October 16, 2008
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multitasking

a word used to suggest a sexual action between a girl/guy or girl/girl or guy/guy

etc,

such as intense makeout sessions, etc
hey Kaylee..wanna "multitask" together later..?😏
sure I'd love to "multitask" with you

I love multitasking
by xxxanonymousgayyyy××× February 17, 2021
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iwtcrmft

Verb phrase:
"I want to cry real mother fucking tears."
This phrase is often used to describe a wholehearted, wailing cry session that one endures after making a detrimental mistake or is exceptionally emotional about a specific matter.
Responsible Friend: "Hey did you finish your housing application for next semester?"
Fucktard Friend: "Nope, and now I am homeless. IWTCRMFT."
by ammialylaer May 6, 2020
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Alabama

Alabama =crack incest trucks racism
by Big daddy facts October 30, 2020
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