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Fixture

a thing or person established in a specific setting or circumstance.
Palm readers were a fixture in most 1940s nightclubs.
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024
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bmw

I've owned a Porsche, a Mercedes, a Honda and now a BMW M5. I will always love my Mercedes but I have a new found appreciation for the brilliant performance of my 500HP M5.
V10 Engine, this cars a speed demon.
The BMW M5 is one of the best cars I have ever had the pleasure of owning.

''The 97,000 dollar dream machine''
by Car guy April 28, 2007
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blue slip

Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"

"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"

Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."

Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
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Newschoolers

An online skiing forum, probably the easiest place to troll. The majority of people take themselves way to seriously.
Newschoolers users are the biggest hypocrites on the internet. Trolling gold.
by lmfaocaust April 5, 2011
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Leesburg Partnership

The City was named as a Florida Main Street City in 1994 when the Downtown Business

Association, the City of Leesburg and the Chamber of Commerce formed the Leesburg Partnership in a united effort to preserve the town's heritage. The Leesburg Partnership has assisted in the City's revitalization projects by hosting many public events and festivals which include Mardi Gras Street Party, the Leesburg Mardi Gras Ball, the Christmas Parade, the Main Street Christmas Stoll, and the famous Leesburg Bikefest, to name just a few.
The Leesburg Partnership has done a lot to help with the development of the City of Leesburg in Florida.
by AndiLee June 30, 2009
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shemsi

A uomo d'Honore which really likes german rap.
This Shemsi is really nice.
by nussifabian September 22, 2017
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roboventure

Any adventure or journey that one takes while robotripping.
I was looking forward to a roboventure later in the day.
by eatstoast January 23, 2010
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