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Unfinished Business

Fecal matter left in one's ass because they didn't wipe well enough after a dump. Usually results in a second trip to the bathroom after the itchy feeling becomes too uncomfortable.

You're at a friends house where a party is being thrown. You have to take a crap, but you understand that there are going to be people waiting for you to finish quickly. You shit quickly, wipe even quicker, and leave with "unfinished business" that will be attended to later.

by The Stain September 1, 2008

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merekere

pernounced: MEray-keray

merekere is a word that means anything.

"that merekere is fat" would mean "that bitch is fat". or "merekere the fuck is that?" would mean "what the fuck is that" and so on.

by Jackson S October 17, 2006

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blown

to get fucked up on coke/crack.NOT POT!

im blown on some blow.

i just snorted a gram and im fucking blown.

by partylikeits1999notaxationwithoutrepresentation March 13, 2005

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pmonts

A reference to parliament brand cigarettes. Many people who smoke this particular brand use this term to refer to the smokes.

"Dude, lets go down to the exxon and score some Pmonts."

by Nate Hanson November 3, 2005

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Herting

When you pop a blood vessel in your rectum, very common.

Person1: Yo, dude, why're you taking so long??!

Person2: Sorry, bro, I'm herting right now.

Person1: Oh.. Okay bro.

by coocfuzzlover32 December 13, 2023

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Guru'd

To speak and voice an opinion that is uninformed and lacking substance and knowledge. Someone who lacks education and common sense. Mainly used on internet forums by "trolls". Someone who feels a need to speak but without making sense or takes gossip as truth. Usually said person is unaware of common sense and lacks social skills.

Yet again a guru'd comment. e.g. George Washington is the current US president.

by Josh McGregor July 26, 2009

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