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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
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le monnier

To 'Le Monnier' is to perform the act of masturbation with a semi-ripe honeydew melon.
'Don't give Steve that melon, he's bound to pull a Le monnier'
by Tidyboy December 28, 2017
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turkish tickler

The woman lays on her back. The guy straddles the girl backwards, with his ball sack on her eyes and the penis in her mouth (so you have to be well endowed)..
The woman has to blink really quickly to tickle the guy.
Man i really pimped that bitch last night, she's such a turkish tickler.

Oh my God that Turkish tickler was amazing!!
by AnalAnt GSpot Geni mc eminemma February 13, 2009
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ptkmb

Ptkmb, standing for Person That Knows Me Best.

Usually used for someone who knows what you are thinking of at all times.
(Copyrighted by amalise and Terri since 2018)
Yo.. you’re so my ptkmb..

Damn.. i was thinking the same thing, PTKMB
by Cherrī December 12, 2018
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buick

piece of crap car driven my gangstas, wannabe gangstas, wiggers and the like. usually driven with arms stretched from sleeping posistion from near rear seat, also an acronym..Blacks United In Caucasian Killing. usually seen equipped with polished rims the size of tractor tires sometimes with retarded spinners. driver 95% likely in posession of marijuana
some nigga in a BUICK just hit and ran my ride
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
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Noomy

a youtuber who makes crappy videos and very rarely uploads
Victim: “what’s that channel that makes literal dogshit for videos again???”
Crappyishere: “Oh that’s Noomy”
Edgard jayee: “he gets terminated
moonasaur: “no u”
by NoomyWoomy November 2, 2019
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Bruhshpet

when the is the bruh bet on the because the is.
bro one "im not gonna peek that"
bro 2 "yeah you will, bruhshpet"
by Onebutteryboi January 1, 2021
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