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tits up

Charolette was pissed off because her dildo went tits up.
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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jaj

sperm; semen; cum; jizz; penis milk
i can't believe i got jaj in her eye.
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.
Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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noop noop

by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.
I'm gonna Gronk you up!
by Haxor November 21, 2002
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egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
by anon November 21, 2002
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