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Sket...
Common english/american term for a girl that is a tramp, has got every std possible, has a dirty crusty vagina, smells of body odour, has slept with your dad, gives head for money, has a different boyfriend every day, wears a skirt up yo her waist!, wears a low cropped top to show off bazoomers and has sperm stains on her clothes and hair.
John: Wow! Look At That Girl Over There
Bob: Don't Think About It, Shes A Sket
Bob: (Pointing) He's Got With Her
And Him
And Him
And Him
And Him
And Him... (Continuing)

Tank-faced 

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Tank-faced by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Theater of Scissors

A political expression describing a strategy in which two ostensibly fierce opponents actually act as allies or share the same underlying power project, creating a false polarization that deceives the electorate. The name evokes a pair of scissors: two blades that appear to oppose each other, cutting against one another, yet they are joined at the pivot and work together to achieve a common result. In the Theater of Scissors, the ruling parties perform dramatic conflicts—debates, scandals, policy disagreements—while collaborating behind the scenes to protect elite interests, limit real change, and channel popular discontent into safe, managed channels. The electorate is led to believe it has a meaningful choice, when in fact both options serve the same fundamental agenda. The term is often applied to the Republican and Democratic parties in the United States since the end of World War I, where alternating administrations have maintained the core structures of corporate power, military intervention, and financial capitalism despite their rhetorical clashes.
Example: “Every election season, the two parties scream about existential threats, yet after the votes are counted, Wall Street gets bailed out, wars continue, and healthcare remains a privilege. That’s the Theater of Scissors: the blades cut each other on TV, but the handle is held by the same hand.”

D-blocked 

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."
D-blocked by Garrett March 18, 2004

Big Fucker 

A Big Fucker is the type of person to take the biggest risks, get into the deepest troubles, talk the most shit, and still come out on top.
“Yo who’s that?”
“Ah shit, it’s that Big Fucker, Liam.”
Big Fucker by BigBoyLi May 6, 2020
A outgoing girl, fun to be around, long thick hair and fun to be with :)
Paige
Paige by GIMMIEMORECANDIE December 27, 2010

Billie Joe 

Billie Joe Armstrong is an extremely sexy, talented, and wonderful 34 year old from California. All of you people who want to murder his wife just for your chance to do anything with him, It's not gonna happen. Also all the teenie boppers out there who call him 'Billy', you should really learn to start respecting his name. Also for the ones who spell it 'Greenday' ITS GREEN DAY MOTHER FUCKERS!
Teenie bopper: OmHMmmmHGGGGg!!!! I LuRvE33 BiLLy JoH ArMstRuNg! HewS SeWW GaWjUzZ!
Me:Disgrace.
Billie Joe.
Billie Joe by Mel ¢¾ June 11, 2006
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