"Just give it up man, she's not interested in you."
"You'd better give it up, unless you're rollin' for a bitch-slap."
"You'd better give it up, unless you're rollin' for a bitch-slap."
by Krispy February 29, 2004
by Blubyoshi May 31, 2022
If you join a Discord server and you feel so lost
Just be calm and remember : alone, you are not !
Should you be lucky enough to greet the morning star
A nice lady named si-skra will be your bug mama
Just be calm and remember : alone, you are not !
Should you be lucky enough to greet the morning star
A nice lady named si-skra will be your bug mama
by HorseyBruh August 26, 2021
Wayland is a very loyal redneck he has a very large penis that all the girls love and is about 9 inches he also loves to drink beer and loves women and has to work all the time on his farm with the cows and and is really good in the bed and is beast at basketball and is always a savage at school and loves to sit by the fire .
by Wayland December 29, 2016
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
by Mr spancial March 13, 2022
A grubby cunt is a person who knows their being a grubby cunt but thinks their top shit for making unneeded mess
by Clapped76 March 23, 2020