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Gay Ear

The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.

Right=GAY

Left=Straight

Both=Normal
Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!
by Vomitcake January 12, 2011
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Wrought

1. When an individual takes complete advantage in a way of a system or procedure that is not completely ethically or morally sound.
2. Over-using, depleting and exhausting free items and procedures that are designed to help people.
3. Tricking someone and taking their time or money and/or beating them at their own game.
4. Winning in the most immoral or dishonest way possible. (it may be against or in accordance with rules)
5. Screwing someone over in a hilarious way
6. A measurement of testorene or amusement.
1. He completely wroughted the system. (takes advantage of council payments when he works for cash on the side)
2. Lets go out and wrought cunts (lets go out and specifically wreak havoc - partying or recklessly)
3. Those wroughting bastards! (After they screwed us over good)
4. Crowd of boisterous men high on testoronemay yell these words: (Wroughting! Wroughting! Wroughting!)
5. Those wroughting fucks
6. Those wroughters
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Supa

Hey man, thas supa!
by LunarToku February 15, 2019
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chicken rancher

Old man Peterson is a chicken rancher!!!
by DPL October 27, 2006
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God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.
Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
by Anananon93 January 30, 2018
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Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business
Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business
by Suspicious T May 8, 2021
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