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Tighteous

A adjective used to describe anything exceeding awesome.

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"Hey, those shoes are tighteous, where did you get them?"

"Tighteousness"

" I was overwhelmed by the tighteousness of winning the karaoke contest"
by Tight on baller April 20, 2010
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Missouri

This state is quite beautiful and rich in its scenery. It is covered in oak and cedar trees and has many small bodies of water that you look into and see nothing but the color brown… and maybe the occasional tadpole or naked hillbilly. The human population of Missouri ranges widely in character, all the way from the busy, healthily socialized city-folk to the confused country citizens, who can’t quite decide on their morals and fall somewhere within the category of city-dipped redneck that smokes weed while reading the Bible and wears camouflage shirts with skinny jeans and hand-me-down tennis shoes. If you are an out-of-towner and are passing through, expect to see at least three churches per quarter-mile and potentially a revival going on in the courthouse parking lot. The older Missouri citizens are focused solely on Jesus, the teenagers are way into guns and trucks and losing their virginity between the ages of 13 and 16, and the children like to go hunting with their daddies mount pictures of bloody deer carcasses all over their houses. They could easily be mistaken for their own species of wildlife, in the sense that out-of-town hunters might shoot them because they're so annoying and then tell the authorities, "Woops I thought he was a deer... I mean look at the amount of back hair on him. You would have made the same mistake." And the authorities would believe him. Missouri people are either conservative Christians or sluts on meth. There is NO in between.
Small child: "Mom, how come there is no racial diversity here and why do people ask me what church I go to before they even ask me my name?"

"Mother: "Why Jimmy, we're in Missouri!"
by alvacad0 August 3, 2013
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mammarinal sex

Titfucking. It's when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, rams his penis back and forth until climax.
Mammarinal sex can be combined with oral sex to perform a titfuck blowjob.
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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Shibby

Commonly used in the movie "Dude wheres my car". Shibby replaces words as cool, awsome, sweet,and totally.
Person 1: Dude are we going to the movies.
Person 2: Ya dude, Shibby!
by Tre- May 18, 2006
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Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.
Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.
by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009
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Flaggot

A derogatory term for a male colorguard member in marching band. Commonly used by members of bands with female-only colorguards.
Trombonist: (pointing at a flaggot from a rival band) You flaggots don't even have a drumline!
by Tk-337 October 21, 2014
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Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012
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