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teacher

A loser in life who spends his/her sad life making up bullshit work to waste your life with so that he/her can get paid. These critters are protected by society such that you can't put them in their place without getting into shit with your parents.
Nope sorry I cant go skating today because my teacher gave me homework
by mrjeol March 2, 2004
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A Yasmine

A blow-job behind a dumpster close to any Macca's.
Bob: Hey bro, brb just going around the corner with this girl.
John: What for?
Bob: Just to have a look.
John: Bro i'm not dumb I know you're getting A Yasmine.
by alex20002 January 7, 2011
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Shrenis

When a male genitalia's shape is similar to that of a mushroom, due to the shaft being significantly thinner than the tip.
"So, did you see that picture of Josh? Dude's got a Shrenis!"
by toastedsocks September 22, 2014
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QES

QES has become centre of a large drugs ring, supplying cannabis, heroin, cocaine and MDMA to primary schools and other secondary schools throughout cumbria.
staff claim ignorance, yet recently, a student and teacher were caught by the police with over 15kg or high grade cannabis and £12,000 in cash driving a yellow 70-seater along kirkby high street, selling to tourists.
the school regularly holds parties, usually in halton, to disguise large shipments to other school districts. year 10 pupil known only as D.K. is said to be the centre of it all, and though police are assuring his immediate capture, he seems to have dodged them for his profitable 4 years of dealing.
this is strong shit
must be from QES
by QES student 2 June 23, 2011
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Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.
"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"
by murr2k June 10, 2024
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Zkk

Zkk (Zoro kills kaido)

A theory made by people who read one piece through their ass. Even though the theory doesn't make any sense , they'll believe it no matter what. It's also a coping mechanism
Even though zoro is on death doors he'll definitely will get up and kill kaido. It won't be an asspull trust me bro. Glory to zkk
by Thesuferdude April 21, 2022
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Mikayla Hayes

by ROARRRRRRER April 28, 2022
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