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A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.
by Christine May 3, 2006
Get the Randy Scouse Git mug.A unique name that was used in (1989) in (Rome Italy). Used for babies at birth who were born with out knee caps. (A very rare condition, but common for italian handicaped newborns). this condition is also called (Fetal Cartilage Syndrome), (caused from lack of oxygen, blood flow, and the fetus's leg being bent backwards the whole term of pregnancy.) this name originated from the first and only baby to ever be born in rome italy missing a knee cap at birth. Her parents wanted to name her brittany, but used knee as a symbol for the one she was missing.
My child was born with fetal cartilage syndrom: so me and the doctor placed (knee) in brittany, the name i was going to name her origanlly,giving her the name "britt'knee"
by doctor jezabon April 8, 2009
Get the Britt'Knee mug.Gayqpl on TikTok aka *homosexual* is indeed a homosexual but that’s not the point. I met them through Genshin and let me tell you I am so glad I decided to join their world cause little did I know this would change my life. They have helped me in so many ways that hey don’t even know. One day I lost my entire camera roll somehow so I asked them if they could send me some photos of eachother in Genshin and they did but just automatically made me so happy just by talking to me. They bring this strange sense of comfort and warmth with them that I cannot explain. They literally have no idea how greatful I am to have them in my life. For some reason I’m their tt bio they say that they’re unfunny but that’s like the biggest lie ever, they literally have me laughing so loud at like 1 in the morning and have me smiling at my phone like a damn idiot. We literally just talked yesterday but I already miss talking to them. It’s weird cause I just want to talk to them forever, we also made a friend group and I’m so grateful for them too, Ash,SuperSus,Lee,and Sushi, the best people I have ever met and it’s all because of ash, it’s so weird not being able to express this feeling fully because I don’t even understand it much myself. But I do know that they are the best person I have ever met in my entire life and I wouldn’t want anyone else. :)
by Kazuhasredhairstreakk January 31, 2022
Get the Gayqpl mug.A male individual who befriends a girl (or tries to) in order to get in between her panties. They also share similar traits to cucks, being that they would still attach themselves to their 'target' even though they experience constant rejection and ill treatment from them.
This can lead to disastrous consequences for the simper and/or the simple.
Recent studies have shown that simps usually gain their social skills from weeb anime. They get to a stage where they desire a real waifu that transcends a screen/lovedoll but have no real life social skills, so end up frightening or getting abused by the opposite sex.
This can lead to disastrous consequences for the simper and/or the simple.
Recent studies have shown that simps usually gain their social skills from weeb anime. They get to a stage where they desire a real waifu that transcends a screen/lovedoll but have no real life social skills, so end up frightening or getting abused by the opposite sex.
Normal guy: Hey dude, seeing anyone lately?
Simp: Yeah, I'm seeing this one girl, she has a boyfriend but I know she's waiting for the right time to be with me.
Normal guy: Dude, you need to wake up. You sound like a full blown simp.
Simp: Yeah, I'm seeing this one girl, she has a boyfriend but I know she's waiting for the right time to be with me.
Normal guy: Dude, you need to wake up. You sound like a full blown simp.
by Manlikecarlos September 3, 2021
Get the Simp mug.A demon from the void. An entity from outer space. A 'Chloe' will eat your shoes and drink Type 6 Acid. She is considered immortal and you will often find her under your bed at 4am, British time. Keep safe distance, and in case of emergency, 'Chloes' are deterred by bananas, so always keep one at handy.
by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025
Get the Chloe mug.John took the microphone and asked Sarah to marry him. There was a pregnant pause while he, and the 3000-strong audience, waited for an answer.
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Cars cause pollution that cause global warming..... (pregnant pause).... so when we need a pint of milk, maybe we should walk the 1/4 mile to the store instead of driving!
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Cars cause pollution that cause global warming..... (pregnant pause).... so when we need a pint of milk, maybe we should walk the 1/4 mile to the store instead of driving!
by MichelleM September 30, 2006
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