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Sticky Doorknob

Pouring something sticky (beer, soda, bodily fluids, etc.) on to someone's doorknob so that they grab a sticky doorknob.
Kyle and Tom were being annoying as usual, so I left them with a sticky doorknob.
by bigreddoorknobs January 12, 2021
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Social Nancy

A social Nancy is a negative online Nancy.
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.

Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".
"I didn't even know you were on my friends list because of how you never like or comment on any of my posts. You're being a Social Nancy right now tho."
by enough_of_you March 21, 2017
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RumorControl

An alias of daDebil.
htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!

--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary
by daDebil March 5, 2004
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baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.
This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.
by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013
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The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
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cockless

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.
by John April 8, 2003
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sheeshlys

when you are really annoyeda bout something you say this word.
sheeslys sarah! why did you have to do that?
by ching chang wang wong May 13, 2005
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