Urban Dictionary

A Player that jumps from girl to girl. He plays football and basketball. He is funny and athletic, but is not truthworthy. The heartbreaker

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

The prettiest girl you’ll ever meet she the the funniest person in the world her hands are lethal weapons so don’t get on her bad side super outgoing but hates people doesn’t know how to say no is really smart but her grades don’t show it is in almost every physical activity on the planet is the most mentally stable person ever created

Connoisseur of porn, expert judge and collector of pornographic material.

A professional footballer deemed as a Goat who has scored the highest international goals in history but has them against low side teams we have never heard of like Lithuania, Luxembourg and more recently, Andorra.

Shit Don't Work

wolfbacking is generally performed during "doggy style" or anal intercourse in which a male, the pentrator,reaches around and inserts his index and middle fingers into the penetratee's nose. He will then pull the partners head back causing stretching of the nose and the partners fizog to resemble that of a wolf.

Unlike many other "Wolf" related fun which provides stimulation to the cock, Wolfbacking is based on the fun of fucking someone whilst they look like a big fucking Wolf bitch

Wolfbacking has its origins in Hollywoodford, Hollywoodford males are said to enjoy nothing better than a good old Wolfbacking of a nite