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Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge
Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!
by Uknightx June 15, 2021
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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
by Greg March 20, 2005
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Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...
Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!
by Jazzist August 15, 2006
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yahriel

A cool guy who deserves the best from life, hes had his heart broken but is cool to hang out with, and is really funny and fun.
Damn i really mis yahriel
by Lil babie August 26, 2019
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Lolollipops

created when some idiot realized that lollipops had "lol" in the word. It can be used the same was as lol or lolololololol or lolololololololololololololoolololol.

Usually works best in sarcastic and demeaning situations or when something isn't funny at all.
A: "Watch out baby! here comes the DRAGONNNN!"
B: "OOOHHOO~~ such a tiny dragon! :3 lolollipops~"
by SUPAMEGACHICKEN May 23, 2011
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sry

Ironically, probably the least regretful message you can send to someone.
Dude you deleted my Facebook account!

Oh sry.
by mikentosh0 June 3, 2009
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Plastic Face

A verb and a adjective that describes or expresses extreme disgust or shock.
It can also be used as a way to describe someone's face after they do ccc's or pop a bean.Jaymiee Plastic i s the only human thus far who has achieved this look.
"OMFG! Becky seriously your GONE...you've got that plastic face!"

or

"Jaymiee Plastic...damn that boy has got that plastic face on deck 24/7. I feel bad for the person who crosses him!"
by jaymiee plastic June 26, 2008
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