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Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".
"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"
by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008
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Generation Alpha

Genneration Alpha are kids born in the years 2012-present. They are the offspring of early generation Y's and late gen x's. They are going to be the most educated and tech savvy people that ever lived until the generation after gen alpha. They will basically be generation z 2.0. They don't remember a time before smartphones or facebook. They are some of the first people to experience a new education system in America with iPads and more collaborative learning. Someday they will be the leaders of the world but only time can tell what it will be like.
Woman: "Awww he's so cute, when was he born?"

Parent of Child: "He was born in 2012."

Woman:"He's got a bright future he's a generation alpha baby."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
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Colin

They are very weird and have big forehead they could fit a build board. They are also very gay.
Colin

Oh you mean that gay kid

Yes
by Oh yeah I now her December 10, 2019
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failpaper

A desktop wallpaper that fails so hard, the creator would've had to be high to believe that anyone could possibly want to see it every day.
Common aspects of a failpaper:

1. Resized one way but not the other (i.e. stretched out)
2. Resized from a shitty 200 pixel image to be a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper.
3. Made in MS Paint.
4. Saved as a JPEG at the lowest possible quality.
by asdfasdfghghjkl October 1, 2008
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Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
by Dogler February 24, 2014
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lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane
Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.
by aretegroup December 2, 2016
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Amperage

Another word for drugs that speed up your heart rate. Usually refers to illegal drugs like cocaine or methamphetamine.
Man .....I gots to get me some more amperage. I'm almost out and I've got some hoes coming over tonight.
by JoeyBomm December 28, 2020
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