Urban Dictionary

The most useless fish in the world. All they do is swim around, hit walls, and fail to eat because they're too damn slow.

Ejaculate present on a woman's pubic hair.

Your gf in the corner of the room screaming hail satan while you "fuck" your dog

To improve something in such a way, that only one named Audrey can.

to jinx oneself on a sexual quest or adventure

To lose the ability of positive thinking.

term used to describe the most awesome freaking girl you will ever meet in your lifetime. She will absolutely knock your crazy socks off. May be slightly certifiably insane,only enough so that you can't resist her. She's just the right amount of crazy in your life. She'll blow you away with her comedic genius and caring abilities. Shoot, it's not even certain she comes from this planet...she is that frickin AWSOME...oh and modest too...