Urban Dictionary

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

Beaten with a large, wet stick (Usually by a cow man with some serious beef to settle... Probably named Menoetius). Usually for slowing down the team. The term originated in the game "Full Metal Furies".

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

The inability for the guy to control his excitement for 8 seconds when doing his girl.

The most BEAutiful young girl that noone could ever think is not gorgeous unless they are blind. Although she may not have the biggest rack, it doesnt truly matter because the sexiest man alive, her unofficial boyfriend, doesnt care about that. She is korean an is taller than most guys and has sexy long hair that turns all the guys on with and a big booty that is also undeniable. Her inner-most qualities are what make poeple really love her, because once you see the inside, youll never wanna leave.

Sexual intercourse.

A half-gallon (64 ounce) jug sold by small breweries and brewpubs for take-out purposes. Typically adorned with the label of the brewery/establishment it came from. Most breweries/brewpubs will only refill their own growlers. Not to be confused with it's little cousin the 32-ounce howler.