Urban Dictionary

The act or condition, of being, or acting like, a twatwaffle.

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.

An item that looks exactly like an original product but lacks the expensive designer label and is replaced with a fake one. Usually costs half the price with half the style appeal.

evolution of gap. The gap between a girls thighs just below the crotch sculpted by low body fat due to indulging in sports.

"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".

One with great wit and ability when it comes to use of the tongue. (Also known as oral sex). It is derived from "cunning linguist" with the first letters switched around. Much like "bucking fitch" and "fothe mucker". It was first used on Facebook when someone mistook "cunning linguist" for "lunning cinguist". Its meaning is the reverse of cunning linguist. The person in question has sloppy techniques with their tongue, hence the miss speaking of words as well as implying lack of skill with oral sex. Two lunning cinguist performing 69 is sometimes called lunning cinguists.