Urban Dictionary

Something of great importance; An incredible good thing.

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

Someone who talks incessantly.

"The biggest internet event in history"

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

You are only born on this day if you are a beautiful and kind person. You would also be a weeb and a smartie - pants but either way. :)