Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.

Joe: ########
jack: dude what the #### are you saying?
Joe: ssskaiaikw##akwk#ksksk
jack: I forgot ##############
JACK: HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST THIS CENSOR IS GETTI NG VERY ####### ANNOYING aka niggerblox aka gayblow akak strictblox aka blowjobblox aka shiteblox aka pedophileblox holy shit Roblox is so fucking dumb

Grandma: How was your day?
Me: It was pretty good, got some errands done. Chromed my homie out!

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

After that monster Chubby Dubby this morning, Harrison was feeling victorious

Dude, Will is so raspectful towards wamen, unlike Colon

Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.