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clay

poop with the consistency of clay
"Oh my gosh bro I just crapped clay."
by vex390 August 25, 2011
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IQ

My friend Joe.

He had such a high IQ moment he became the definition of it.
SP1: Did you hear that Joe had an 1000 IQ moment?
SP2: No I did not!
by Mordcau May 6, 2021
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Jasemein

An asset. Very unique, One of a kind, intoxicating female. Driven. Very intelligent and classy. One who achieves but also inspires. High sex appeal and hard not to like. A sexual beast, dominating sexually. Manipulative at times. Brings happiness to all. Mesmerizing, self sufficient, and gets to the BIG BAG. Resilient, understanding and the BIG PRIZE for the RIGHT MAN. Very nurturing and empathetic. Hard to duplicate, NO COMPARISON to any other.
Damn, I need me a Jasemein.
by G.P.E. November 23, 2021
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Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.
Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."
by Jbabyj January 10, 2013
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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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booty plaque

The thick film that forms upon one's ass (usually of a clear color). If not removed regularly, it can lead to dirty underwear and foul smell.
Big Black wants you to write your name in his booty plaque, you dirty girl.
by Big Black Booty Plaque January 23, 2008
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