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Spark plug

The action of lighting a sparkler and sticking it in your anus as if it is a dildo.
by Diggleton Faddlebuck January 7, 2025
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qwertyasdfghzxcvbnhyujmkiolp

You've done it, You've hit the peak boredom to the point where you've gotten this. Good job and get back to work.
"qwertyasdfghzxcvbnhyujmkiolp"

"dude what"
by AlaneyBoy August 30, 2022
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Slack Attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.
Guys, I think I'm haveing a slack attack!
by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008
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Paschalzebra

A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!
Wow, that Paschalzebra is smacked his hand on the table for the 1000th time today!
by arthurblind May 22, 2023
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something only people who are so insanely bored and need to take a walk outside, cook some mac n cheese or perform other productive actions are doing instead of wasting away their already miserable lives in front of urban dictionary abusing their keyboard which is currently crying out for help
OR you're avoiding completing your online learning which is a completely valid reason to be here
person 1: "dude i just typed qpqpalalzmzmwowoskskxnxneieidjdjcbcbrurufhfhvvtytygg into urban dictionary"
person 2: "what the actual fuck, get a life you nonce"
person 1: "i'm doing it because i can't get my lazy ass onto microsoft teams"
person 2: "oh ok, enjoy your day"
by eiviqssv July 20, 2022
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Ashley

Someone that a lot people have beef with.
You got beef with ashley?
Yea she acts like a little brat.
by queenM003 May 17, 2020
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Refuse to pay

If my situation proves one thing at all it's that they do not care about my life, THEREFORE... If they refuse to pay... MURDER THEM. Murder their kids. Murder their wives. They would sit their and let me do it to YOUR kids and they are probably betting on it right now. It am going to be the last person they ever steal from ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. And if anyone takes a security contract to protect the KILL THEM TOO. EVEN IF I'M DEAD. Even if they get me FIRST. Kill them. And then ask THE NEXT CEO if HE (or she) wants to pay. Make them pay the actual money and bury it with me.
Hym "If they refuse to pay, murder them. Murder them. Murder their families. They are perfectly fine with ME murdering YOUR family aren't they? Right? I said I would kill kids if they stole it and they stole it. So, murder them. Murder anyone who tries to defend them. And then ask the next CEO whether or not THEY want to pay. Murder their company out of existence from the top down, one CEO at a time."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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