Urban Dictionary

The action of lighting a sparkler and sticking it in your anus as if it is a dildo.

You've done it, You've hit the peak boredom to the point where you've gotten this. Good job and get back to work.

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!

something only people who are so insanely bored and need to take a walk outside, cook some mac n cheese or perform other productive actions are doing instead of wasting away their already miserable lives in front of urban dictionary abusing their keyboard which is currently crying out for help
OR you're avoiding completing your online learning which is a completely valid reason to be here

Someone that a lot people have beef with.

If my situation proves one thing at all it's that they do not care about my life, THEREFORE... If they refuse to pay... MURDER THEM. Murder their kids. Murder their wives. They would sit their and let me do it to YOUR kids and they are probably betting on it right now. It am going to be the last person they ever steal from ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. And if anyone takes a security contract to protect the KILL THEM TOO. EVEN IF I'M DEAD. Even if they get me FIRST. Kill them. And then ask THE NEXT CEO if HE (or she) wants to pay. Make them pay the actual money and bury it with me.