Urban Dictionary
a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.
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"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
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