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sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.
I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!
by Rick Titties November 18, 2010
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wii bump

to knock wii controllers together to congratulate accomplishment or acknowledge excellence. similar to a fist bump.
When Elizabeth bowled a turkey in the tenth frame of Wii Sports bowling, i gave her a well-deserved Wii bump.
by whatyoutalkinabout? December 29, 2008
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it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.
Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021
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milwaukee vibrator

A Harley Davidson brand motorcycle is known as a milwaukee vibrator because a harley tends to shake/vibrate while running. Harley Davidson began and is headquartered in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jane rode her milwaukee vibrator around the block and nearly had an orgasm.
by Twin Cam February 11, 2009
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Alexa

a dumb 89 year old autistic grandma on steroids and life support retarded acting ass hoe. Dumbest bitch you’ll ever fucking meet.
“you ole Alexa acting ass hoe.”
by lickmeallover July 9, 2025
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blewbell

the funny way of spelling wordbluebell/word
blewbell
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blue balls tease

a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Ethan was naked, wanting more.

“C’mon, gimme more!

“No.”

“Just finish the job!”

Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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