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Commander Vasjeer

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.

A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.

by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017

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Colorigraphical

color blind from the waist down causing erectile disfunction

Yeah man i told her i'm colorigraphical and she left me on seen

by uzi puzi March 28, 2025

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John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.

If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.

by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 22, 2021

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Another more pleasurable version of ' fisting ' This involves touching your thumb with all your fingers to create the ' emu's head ' to insert a recipients orifice, this gradually opens the hole up and can be transformed in to fisting if needed

she was a bit tight so i had to start with a bit of emuing

by fistybottom July 26, 2011

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