Urban Dictionary

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Male Sexual Frusteration...the one week a month a guy get his chance to bitch never ending about shit

Take that women

People who look at their reflection on sunglasses

the quality of being perfect

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

When you are sitting in a crowd of friends and nod off to sleep in mid sentence

"Michael-emo" is a term, used to describe a feeling, event, person or object which is so dark, depressing, moody and/or negative that the term "emo" wouldn't justify to the seriousness of the feeling, event, person or object.

One may therefore conclude that "Michael-emo" is of a higher level of "emo-terms" and thus stands above the regular term "emo".

As of today, it is still debated whether "Michael-emo" is a sub-culture among teens or a term of explanation.

For it is still widely associated with a person's style of clothing & hair additionally to their musical preferences.