Urban Dictionary

A long black mans penis

Spontaneous and loves kisses and affection
Tries to enjoy life to the maximum. eventually you will find your soul mate. You like adventure. You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Works hard, pushes your limits and knows how to have fun! Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.

Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Forgiving but never forgets.

Chanky is an adjective to be used whenever somebody or something is both chunky and skanky

Fancy sarcasm involving money.

Thanksgiving is marked in late November in the US by sharing a meal with family and friends. The meal for most Americans in 2018 includes large portions of animal flesh, usually turkey flesh. Animal rights advocates championing the cause of justice, empathy, compassion for non-human animals along the same lines as human animals, mark this occasion by sharing a meal devoid of animal cruelty. An animal friendly meal celebrating human and non-human animal lives is referred to as Thanksliving.

so far up your mother’s v*gina. usually used in an expression of anger or annoyance.

Bliar is the worst prime minister in British history. No other PM has so ill served his nation, and so cavalierly surrendered the interests of it to another, the USA, which is at the zenith of its reprehensibility. The murderous, lying turd Bliar should suffer evey indignation that cancer can offer equal and preferably greater to the sum of every needless death the messianic pus-ball has bought to this world. And those deaths are in Stalinesque proportions. Damn him to hell and beyond.

Of course, in due course, Tony Blair will probably earn a mint working for the great beast himself, Murdoch. That's life - thanks to all you misguided twats who voted him in, including me.