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Stacc

The true goat 🐐 , and clearly has lots of game.
God stacc is so cool.
by ElPwippy January 21, 2022
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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
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Alex

Alex can sometimes be mistaken for only a guy's name but it could be shorten as Alexandra. Anyways Alex (girl/guy) is an amazing human being, yes Alex made mistakes in the past but he/she learns from them. Alex is gorgeous and smexyyy!
Jeff: WOAH DID YOU SEE ALEX TODAY? SHE WAS SMOKIN HOT!
Jack: Ik dude, I know
by Mr. Bounce :) May 1, 2019
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drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.
Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.
by TenaciouslyTacoTastic April 26, 2014
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2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.
I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.
by Synomptions February 10, 2009
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cairo overcoat

A sarcophagus. Like a Chicago overcoat, but Ancient Egyptian. The most famous Cairo Overcoat is used by the Homestuck character Lord English; it is made of the fabric of spacetime and can transform from a sarcophagus into a real coat and back.
Stitch mutters to himself in his shop. He guesses Eggs and Biscuits are roughhousing again, because the fabric of spacetime is tearing something fierce on Lord English's CAIRO OVERCOAT. This sort of thing is exactly why he keeps a BACKUP COAT, and always leaves Stitch with one of them.

--Homestuck, Intermission 1
by DialM June 19, 2016
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Thomas

A person who is the best boy ever. He might be oblivious to your crush or he might know but he doesn't make things awquard. He is incredibly kind and musically gifted he will teach u many things if u are lucky enough to get close to him
John is so good at the drums he is such a Thomas
by Superluckygal March 22, 2013
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