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Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.
by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022
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btodded

"Did you hear how that total turkey acted?"

"Yeah he got btodded"
by Throwaway December 24, 2022
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nvd

nvd is a pretty big high school in demarest, nj. everyone has their own clique and outside of that no one fwu. nvd's official name is "northern valley regional high school demarest" but everyone calls it "northern valley demarest". it's a good school, and a lot of people go there just for that. outside of the good education, the environment of the school is super depressing. this school helps you when it's time to go to college because it looks good on applications, but it will not teach you anything about the real world. kids who go on to college after going to nvd are usually shocked to see how life really is.
I went to nvd.
by Suburbs_Savage January 2, 2020
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Crusty dog

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.
Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.
by Mitch B. February 17, 2009
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strike off

male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.

i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'

there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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Hacked BY The Hide Hack

Hackers Groups
by hacker23 March 31, 2018
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Max

a big fat piece of shit that is in the Buttterfly gang rank= underboss
max steinbauer is cool
by kalvyn May 13, 2009
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