Urban Dictionary

For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.

bob: are you watching that star trek episode again? You're such a ZeroG

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body
Like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

Dream stop hitting women

She was a complete peenix when we met her

"have u seen what flyff is on urbandictionary?"

"dude...ur gay"

Did you smell that? That granolamuncher needs a bic and a bar of soap, they just stunk.