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Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024
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Hedge Fund

Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.
"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."
by Aint Jamima August 3, 2009
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Omendra

A survivor of infanticide. Has a 56" chest. Likes torrents, beer, and black cars. If you see him leaving the house at 3am in the morning, he's got a Tinder date. The Banasthali Playboy.

Used to be cool, but now he's in product.

Also known as 'Nemo', 'Tindra'. His Aunty still loves him.
Girl: I want my boyfriend to be an Omendra.
Boy: I want my girlfriend to be an Omendra.
by mark eating sushi August 4, 2022
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Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"
News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)
by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009
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Estifen

Estifen is good at soccer
by wafaegfweg October 31, 2023
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Joother

Another word for 'cheating mother fucker'. Mostly heard when one cheats in any type of sporting or recreational activity in which a stupid rule is taken too much advantage of. Most commonly, beer pong. Used as a replacement name for the cheater or bullshitter instead of their actual name.
Daniel: "Haha I knocked a cup over... That's 2 cups asshole licker!"

Ryan: "Ughhhh Gooooddamnit, cooome ooon Joother..."
by Kinger Joother September 15, 2009
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Omlette

A dish comprised of mostly egg but can have ingredients added like ham cheese or green onion
Hey Jones want an omlette

Yes mom
by Holyholes August 7, 2021
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