Urban Dictionary

textcrection to send a text message while taking a poop.

To make a complete and utter cock up so something

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to convince others (family members, business associates) that the gay man is straight.

Japanese gay pornstar. Despite being the most famous gay pornstar in Japan, his identity is still yet to be located. Famous for his scream.

A measurement of energy that is higher than a therm on the energy scale.