Urban Dictionary

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

Something that is so childish and annoyingly weird that you cringe on the inside.

Tease Tease, T, (Tee): noun. 1. To find out what is new or what is going on, what is happening. 2. Drama, trouble or no good.

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch

Hakeemah is a very smart girl , Very funny shes a good friend to have she is very loyal to her partner & she also has a good heart

The act of learning enough about a subject to be dangerous in conversation or writing. Those who are adept at gisting can participate in conversations with subject experts without getting lost along the way. Anyone who prides themselves on knowing a little about a lot, knowing enough to be dangerous, or being considered a quick study is probably good at gisting.

Internet slang for dumbass.