Urban Dictionary

I hate that bloke; he's a real mothercunter.

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

I dry masturbated last night, and now my penis is covered in painful kear marks.

The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.

I thought that was my boy until he started snitchin, now he's 6 feet under and still bitchin.