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tangy

Sour to the taste, or tastes slightly off.
Heather: "Oh that lollipop is a bit tangy!"

or

Stewart: "This is a bit tangy, is it out of date?"
by Jay21 May 13, 2006
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Gangle Fuck

A lanky ass Neanderthal lookin mother fucker with long ass limbs
Look at that gangle fuck, I bet he could swing from branch to branch with those lanky ass arms
by Biki the Bull November 12, 2019
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what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date
Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"
by PSONBT December 9, 2008
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Bagxiety

Getting caught in an ADHD/OCD Loop of which EDC Pack or Bag to most efficiently and comfortably carry all of the things your brain insists you need, even though YOU KNOW you’re going to use maybe 7% of it, yet you can’t stop packing and unpacking different bags until it drives you crazy!
Sorry I was late, my bagxiety kicked in and I lost track of time. But if anyone happens to need a portable battery pack and a USB-C charging cord. (Pats small but unwieldy looking fanny pack) we got ya covered!
by DJB STUDIOS December 6, 2023
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strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.
Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008
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IMHO IYHO

IMHO IYHO is a game that two people can play through any texting medium.

It is role-playing game for two people who play as the Egotist (E) and the Satirist (S).

The Egotist initiates play by typing:

's1' IMHO

where 's1' is a statement that is anything but humble.

The Satirist responds with

IYHO s2

Where s2 seems like a compliment to E because he is an Egotist, but is in fact a small work of satire.

Anyone can issue a call to play IMHO IYHO by simply ending a message with IMHO. They can even issue the invitation without knowing it and when the Satirist responds with a IYHO they are off to the races even if the player issuing the invitation has no idea what is going on.

Notes:

1) IMHO = In My Humble Opinion and IYHO = In Your Humble Opinion. I have to tell you this because you're too lazy to look it up, IMHO.

2) You can issue a call for someone to play as an egotist by simply sending IMHO with no s1. This is called a "null IMHO" and it the equivalent of saying, "I have a great knock-knock joke. Start it off."

3) The game is pronounced "I'm ho, Eww ho." A player is referred to as a ho and two of them are "a pair of hos."
Trump: I would have to give myself an A+ when it comes to the bigness of my IQ quotient, IMHO.

Adams: IYHO there is no question you deserve to win in November since your smarts is the biggerest.

Trump: You should write a book about how bigly I'll win, IMHO.

Adams: IYHO a satirist should write a book about how great you. Good idea. Anyway, I've enjoyed playing IMHO IYHO with you.

Trump: So, you saw me with that pair of hos on TV. I agree, those hos were so eww; I've been with 10 times better, IMHO.
by Len Bakerloo June 26, 2019
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Varun

A person who has all sex organs. He loves people named veer. Varun is a cruel and cunning person. Stay away from him.
Varun chal hatt.
by rupankar October 6, 2020
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