Urban Dictionary

Definition: Business Days

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

When a female is sexually attracted to men but is she were to be drunk or high at a party she would make out with women... But nothing further.

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."

A dinner when you're drained exhausted and hungry, but still want to eat well, but don't want to/ don't have the energy to make a proper/ full meal, but you still mix/ assemble something, sometimes strange and healthy, sometimes tasty but unthinkable/ you wouldn't have come up with this combo if you weren't in this state of tired hunger

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

The alternative to get some, in other words. OWNED.