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Murked

To be assaulted, injured or attacked by someone in a thuggish manor. Used amongst Chavs in England

Chav: Oi, fuk u man, u startin?!
Victim: No
Chav: Look at him ladz hes shittin himself you iz gonna get murked

by Soothy October 3, 2008

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Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face

Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020

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pepper-sprayed

to have one's face and eyes sprayed with a caustic chemical

"Dude, why don't you answer my text messages?"
"I was pepper-sprayed at school last night"

by dave94015 November 24, 2011

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sparking up

Lighting up a cigarette or "fag"

The young boy is sparking up

by Theman112 June 29, 2017

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perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial

"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"

by atillathehoney February 22, 2008

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Carpisomner

Person who sleeps on a carpet

Yo, my uncle’s a carpisomner

by Crocodile with two i’s September 10, 2021

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scratch it and w**k

A rude rhyming slang for Ratchet and Clank

I played scratch it and w**k the other day.

by A.Howad November 28, 2007

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Murked

Taco Bell water board

pepper-sprayed

sparking up

perfume jump

Carpisomner

scratch it and w**k

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