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Jakob

Jakob is the type of person that you can talk with for hours at a time. He will respect, love, and cherish you as well as take care of you.

Unfortunately, he is very lazy and others may find it hard to motivate him - even though he is incredibly intelligent.

Student 1: I've been studying for weeks for this test, I do not know how it is possible that I failed.

Student 2: Yes, I know! I myself barely just passed.

Student 3: Did you see what Jakob got?

Student 2: No, tell me.

Student 3: He supposedly got 85 %.

Student 1: I heard about that as well, plus he only studied for 3 days!

by AmeliaRoads June 21, 2017

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himat

himat is a person who likes pp a lot in their pp and is pretty bozo but likes soccer and a nice kid ngl

that himat is a himattttt

by idek im just bored November 17, 2021

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Bernardo

Brazilian guy but shit at football. Fake depressed. (He gets girls tho)

Person 1: Whats your name?
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!

by SchlongISlong October 3, 2021

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ja rule

the gayest rapper ever. thinks he can fuck wit g-unit but doesnt kno wat hes gettin his punk ass into.

now ja what u need to do is get ur gun rite, go in the back and clap urself

m-yo did you get that new ja rule cd cum in my eye
e-yeh man cum in my eye is off the shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle

by atrocious December 13, 2003

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Futuremark

Best computer forum ever

Go to futuremark now

by adf January 24, 2004

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Executive athleisure

Noun: athletic wear worn by customer-facing tech managers. Typically characterized by a pair of Lulu Lemon pants and a quarter zip jacket with a company or college logo.

Ben is wearing executive athleisure for the meeting today. He would look more at home on the golf course than the conference room.

by Maridian July 9, 2023

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