Urban Dictionary

The true goat 🐐 , and clearly has lots of game.

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.

Alex can sometimes be mistaken for only a guy's name but it could be shorten as Alexandra. Anyways Alex (girl/guy) is an amazing human being, yes Alex made mistakes in the past but he/she learns from them. Alex is gorgeous and smexyyy!

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

A sarcophagus. Like a Chicago overcoat, but Ancient Egyptian. The most famous Cairo Overcoat is used by the Homestuck character Lord English; it is made of the fabric of spacetime and can transform from a sarcophagus into a real coat and back.

A person who is the best boy ever. He might be oblivious to your crush or he might know but he doesn't make things awquard. He is incredibly kind and musically gifted he will teach u many things if u are lucky enough to get close to him