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Pokemon gangsta

SE Asian gang members who use their drug money to buy seemingly uncool trading cards (Pokemon, Yu-gi-Oh, etc etc).
Any asian in a gang who enjoys trading card games is a Pokemon gangsta.
by Allhustle November 17, 2009
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Hoie

It’s like “hi” and “yo” mixed. BUT, not pronounced like hoe. It’s pronounced (HH-OO-ie)
Dude 1:“Hey bro
Dude 2:“Hoie”
Dude 1: “what even is that”
by Ciity frog November 19, 2020
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Johnson Crew

The Johnson Crew originated in the Lozells district of Birmingham in the 1980s when young black men banded together to protect their local communities from white power skinheads. One of the founding members was Arthur "Super D" Ellis, whose daughter, Charlene, was murdered in 2003.

The gang members are very close-knit, often having lived on the same street for years and attended the same school. Over the years, as many members found themselves being excluded from school, they turned to petty street crime before progressing into fully fledged gangsters with a growing interest and influence in the city's burgeoning drugs market. By the late Eighties, the Johnson Crew controlled most of the city's drug supply and were prominent in nightclub security. They were making tens of thousands of pounds a week.

Disagreements over how to spend this money led to some members leaving to set up a rival firm. Basing themselves in a café, the Burger Bar Boys (as they became known) were bitter rivals to the Johnson Crew from day one. As crack cocaine swept through the city's poorest neighbourhoods, money poured into the gangs. The rivalry escalated, and so did the violence.

To date, the war between the two gangs has cost dozens of lives.
The war between the Johnson Crew and the Burger Bar Boys during the Nineties led to West Midlands Police havng the second highest armed call-outs in the UK. Staff at Birmingham's hospitals, having been called out to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, found themselves so adept at treating gunshot wounds that they already had all the battlefield skills needed for treating injured soldiers.
by Birmingham Tour Guide March 17, 2008
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Monique

The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020
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Keyboard Philanthropist

A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.

Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!

Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
by Beargrid September 12, 2012
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HotRob

Hotrob: A person or animal that grossly overestimates his or her own physical attractiveness (in honour of hot guy Robert). This is not meant to be synonymous with narcissist, which is more like excessive self-love. It’s simply a term to describe someone who sees themselves in an overly optimistic light relative to how other people actually perceive them. Example of usage: "It’s hard to believe Craig thinks he’s in Laura’s league. What a hotrob." We may want to include a phonetic treatment as well, to ensure that no one mispronounces it "ho-trob"
Note to the editor: HotRob was a character that was on the radio for some time. He really looks good on the radio and he knows it.

My name is not Robert it is Lon Funk and this was all for fun.
by Wuzzam July 8, 2010
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Ronatest

Picking your nose first thing in the morning, and tasting it to check taste buds are working
Ronatest came back negative
by Tenroh burcs April 10, 2020
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