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Shit Hand

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)
I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.
by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010
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Cringe

Something that is so childish and annoyingly weird that you cringe on the inside.
Him: I love licking deez!
Me: Cringe
by BingBong_1 June 6, 2023
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Tease

Tease Tease, T, (Tee): noun. 1. To find out what is new or what is going on, what is happening. 2. Drama, trouble or no good.
1. Hey Mindy, what's the tease?
2. Getting to the airport yesturday was some "tease"!
by KG Hector January 31, 2008
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fuck start

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch
1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.
by D. Ward May 5, 2010
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Hakeemah

Hakeemah is a very smart girl , Very funny shes a good friend to have she is very loyal to her partner & she also has a good heart
Hi hakeemah your very cute, Hi hakeemah how is your day
by Keemtoreal August 7, 2024
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gisting

The act of learning enough about a subject to be dangerous in conversation or writing. Those who are adept at gisting can participate in conversations with subject experts without getting lost along the way. Anyone who prides themselves on knowing a little about a lot, knowing enough to be dangerous, or being considered a quick study is probably good at gisting.
Hannah spent some time gisting on fluid dynamics so that she could have a better interview with the engineers.

People call Megan a quick study, but she's really just very good at gisting.

I didn't follow everything that Emily said, but I'm gisting my way through it.
by D L Sonders June 9, 2010
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Dumah

You're a dumah
by Okherewego December 3, 2024
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