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Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon
Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom is a word used by road-men and chavs in 2021 and further on, the people who used these 2 words think they are funny. If you are reading this in another year then 2021 and you hear someone say “ur mom” slap them across the face and make them cry, these people think they are hard and are fake bullies in your secondary school. Call them shanks and tell them that there mums will die one day.
“Heys whats your favourite colour?”
“Ur mom”
by Ava-wxx December 21, 2021
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Frog skateboarding on my tits

When a man sprays semen on your tits and your in such a rush that you must put your bra back on over the semen
Oh i hate when daves parents come home, always end up with a frog skateboarding on my tits.
by Handycam January 2, 2022
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tenticle Hentai

1. A strange asian cartoon involving 10 year old girls with DD breasts and an alien with tenticles
2. What Colin Goss Loves
Oh jeez, Colin loves Tenticle Hentai so much that he showed it too his mom...then she told Kristina to marry him. She did and they lived happily ever after in the sea where there were plenty of tenticles to go around.
by billy bob web May 21, 2003
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Oniapple

Someone that has no emotions. Yet acts as if they care for others. These people are known to manipulate men/people. Oniapples usually have dark background nobody knows about(they’re not to be trusted). Most people love to be around ”ONIAPPLES” because they put on an act.
Oniapple-Used by secret group of elites all over the world (code word)
by Elite anonymous June 4, 2020
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doppelpörner

When you find a porno online where the actor or actress is a double of someone you know in real life.
Check this link, is that or is that not a doppelpörner of Natasha?”

“Just might be. however for her, no matter hard I have to squint to make it work, I’m gonna tug one out.”
by Mr Five August 23, 2018
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Perekina

Perekina is a name gjven to a specific kind of person. This person will most likely be the most talented one among friend groups. This person is THE most loyal and humble person in friend groups aswell. He never has a problem with anything and will always put other people first before himself. And they are definitely a shoulder to cry when you are having problems and always the realist.
Find yourself a Perekina. Probably might the perfect boyfriend.
by Random685 November 27, 2021
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