ZZ Top

The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks

by katahdin 953 August 25, 2009

ZZ Top

Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.

Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top

by Kyle Tarrao July 09, 2011

zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel October 08, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

ZZ Top

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

by Call me the Mayor November 23, 2006

ZZ Top

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004