Zwick

The last name of truly god-like creatures.

"Where are you going?"
"To change my last name to Zwick."
"Wow, that last name definately doesnt fit you"
"F*ck you"

by chelseazwick September 8, 2008

Zwick

A Jewish person who constantly complains about everything and rarely stops talking.

hey, are you going to act like a zwick all day.

by thuglife60 November 25, 2009

Zwick

Real fuckin fuckboy. Like one of those straight up cuntlads who wears sunglasses inside. Probably looks up bitches on the webby. Kidnapping images like a fuckin fat old man. Where's his ego at? Oh turn the fuck around! Or keep looking straight, or sideways, or diagonal, because it's fucking EVERYWHERE.

"There's a Zwick over there!"
"Do we run?"
"Nah man, we're too close. It's waving ma- HEY ZWICK!"

by DecBerkMcLucHowzendorfenZach April 12, 2015

zwick

someone who is a MAJOR slut. like the sluttiest of sluts.

bill- dude, do you think that girl puts out easily?
ted- yeah! she's a major zwick!
bill- ha! yeah i figured.

by shagg2dope February 12, 2009

Zwick

A name to describe a very ugly child.

"Poor Stacy, her child is so ugly.'"
"I know, too bad she gave birth to a Zwick."

by Jonathan Franklin March 14, 2017