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aka. "sux" or "sucks"
just a different way of writing: sux

written by bored 1337 ppl
-man i'm bored
-yeah, this zux
zux by SuperWay August 6, 2006
Words you can keep
A Porn industry term, equivalent to sucking dick, but for a girl.
Her zux is amazing on that vid.
Zux by Tishiablo June 12, 2008
Related Words
Main Entry: Zux
Pronunciation: \zuhcks\
Function: verb
To e-stalk on popular dealsite SlickDeals
I found Autumn's posts when I zux'd her.
Zux by AutumnNight April 10, 2010
Someone rare

Virality

Someone that defines all the odds
Zux by ZuxWtf October 10, 2022

Zux Fanfic 

Zux: A mixed name of Zayn Malik and Baby Lux
Fanfic: A fiction story made by fans of One Direction (Directioners/Directionators)

THE MOST HORRIBLE STORY YOU WILL EVER READ ABOUT ZAYN MALIK AND HARRY STYLES RAPING BABY LUX! WHAT THE FUCK!
"Her ovaries went boom" - Zux Fanfic

who writes about that stuff and then tries to make a joke out of it? Back the fuck off.
Zux Fanfic by Ban Zux Fanfic (Anon) November 4, 2012
Zuxces is a very kind person, everyone enjoys his company!
"Zuxces is epic", "Did you hear how awesome Zuxces is?"
Zuxces by Zuxces August 14, 2021
a gay man who has an addiction to say anal every time someone pings him on discord.
also he uses a google incognito mode profile picture.
person A:@zuxh
Zuxh: anal
Zuxh by Jetjirs February 12, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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