zqaxwscedrfvtbgynhujm,ik.olp/;'[]\ 

when you are so bored that you have done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

qazsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm
zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop
qpzm
mzpq
qzpm
zpqm
etc
mnbvcxz
lkjhgfdsa
poiuytrewq

that you are just bored out of your mind that you press every key on the key bored even the ones that are not letters
all at the same time zqaxwscedrfvtbgnyhujmi,ko.lp;/'\ and still have not killed yourself somehow

oh i have done everyting on the key bord of random what now voice in head press all keys at the same time just

zqaxwscedrfvtbgynhujm,ik.olp/;'\

zqaxwscedrfvtbgynhujm,ik.olp/;'[]\ by minerxb4 April 28, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016